Masters of satire

Scientists and journalists, and science journalists:

He rattles off some dismaying numbers: Over the past 20,000 years, the average volume of the human male brain has decreased from 1,500 cubic centimeters to 1,350 cc, losing a chunk the size of a tennis ball. The female brain has shrunk by about the same proportion. “I’d call that major downsizing in an evolutionary eyeblink,” he says. “This happened in China, Europe, Africa—everywhere we look.” If our brain keeps dwindling at that rate over the next 20,000 years, it will start to approach the size of that found in Homo erectus, a relative that lived half a million years ago and had a brain volume of only 1,100 cc. Possibly owing to said shrinkage, it takes me a while to catch on. “Are you saying we’re getting dumber?” I ask.

Hawks, a bearish man with rounded features and a jovial disposition, looks at me with an amused expression. “It certainly gives you a different perspective on the advantage of a big brain,” he says.

If Modern Humans Are So Smart, Why Are Our Brains Shrinking?

Oh God almighty. Teh winnarz indeed. Even the title…have you never, like, spoken to any of these modern humans? Seems like a bit of an oversight for a newsman.

In less depressing news, Fred speaketh on Darwinism. Reed here.

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