You can’t make this shit up.
It looks like no more spam, spam, spam for Norway’s warriors… at least on Mondays. The Daily Caller reports, ‘Norway’s military is taking drastic steps to ramp up its war against global warming. The Scandinavian country announced its soldiers would be put on a vegetarian diet once a week to reduce the military’s carbon footprint. “Meatless Monday’s” has already been introduced at one of Norway’s main military bases and will soon be rolled out to others, including overseas bases. It is estimated that the new vegetarian diet will cut meat consumption by 150 tons per year. “It’s a step to protect our climate,” military spokesman Eystein Kvarving told AFP. “The idea is to serve food that’s respectful of the environment.” … The United Nations says that livestock farming is responsible for 18 percent of global greenhouse gas emissions. Cutting meat consumption, environmentalists argue, would help stem global warming and improve the environment.” — The Manchester Journal reports, “The meatless Monday campaign launched in 2003 as a global non-profit initiative in collaboration with Johns Hopkins University to promote personal and environmental health by reducing meat consumption.’
In response, I’ve decided to spring Breivik and, just the two of us, conquer Norway and carry off their womenfolk to bear us androgenic sons with descended testicles. Though I have ravaged their lands and destroyed their nation, the remaining Norwegians can take comfort in the fact that their smaller population will have a reduced carbon footprint. Considering that the menfolk of Scandanavia are raving-mad feminist castrati, raping their women is the only way to guarantee the continued existence of their bloodline.