Ur-melonhead spotted in the wild

This image pops up for a brief moment at 27:14 in the documentary Tex linked today. If I’d blinked, I would have missed it.

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Check out the cranium on that dude on the right. It’s difficult to see from this picture, but if you squint you can make out parietal elongation significantly above that high forehead.

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As befits melonheads, these New Zealander remnants kept careful records of their ancestry, in Indus hieroglyphics, going back to Easter Island, Peru, India, and Egypt.

Also, astrology cultists. Just sayin’.

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6 Responses to Ur-melonhead spotted in the wild

  1. Mycroft Jones says:

    Hieroglyphs? Wha? Pics?

  2. Punished Ophiucuck: a Shitposter Denied his Tendies says:

    [inserts 5000 kilotons of weapons-grade autism into unsuspecting comments section without warning]

    Amazing and extremely intredasting find; those foreheads look straight out of the OG-Typed M-Frontal thread, though I don’t see much parietal mass in back (even when I squint). Their heads are way too small* and their facial features too primitive to be actual hyper-progressive ur-Melons, though they clearly have admixture.

    I think said admixture came from South America, judging by the map + Easter Island’s conspicuous relative proximity to a certain well-known ur-melon hangout/graveyard:

    So where did the Paracas people themselves come from? Initial DNA testing suggests European origin (though I think it’ll end up closer to the Middle East, where the initial Watcher-on-human rape should have taken place) h/t I think to Vejiortan, who I believe posted this video some time ago in the forum:

    [*Regarding size, only five actual ur-Melon Paracas skulls that I know of have had their cranial capacity measured and one of them was 2390 cc, which is 650 cc larger than the largest Thal skull on record (though still lacking occ powers). Measurements: https://manvsarchaeology.wordpress.com/2016/09/25/the-paracas-skulls-an-osteological-evaluation/%5D

    ^That 2390 cc nig is a fairly average ur-Melon skull, too. Some of the bigger nigs there have got to be closing in on 3000 cc, nigs such as this guy:

    ^just look at this nigger
    look at him

    [radioactive autism-cloud slowly dissipates, silently revealing the eerie, scorched hellscape of what was once the comments section]

    • Punished Ophiucuck: a Shitposter Denied his Tendies says:

      ^Also the thing about the skull sizes is one of the main reasons I don’t buy the Denisovan thing

      • Punished Ophiucuck: a Shitposter Denied his Tendies says:

        + all the inverted celestial hierarchy ≈ overwatch hierarchy stuff

    • Koanic says:

      Who needs computers when you’re an organic computer?

      Who needs the Internet when you have a psychic people sim?

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