Harken unto my questions, my son. Who is the nobilid?
He that winneth more bigly.
And what is his way?
And that with an epic style! Why doth the nobilid shitpost?
To troll, for to gratify bountiful Kek with our lolz, that he might Make America Great again.
Who hath founded our order?
The God Emperor, the man of gold whose very skin shineth like bronze in the furnace.
Indeed, ’tis why we hath the best people. Even the best people, we hath them all. Believest thou me. Now, what is the nobilid’s true hope?
Be thou more specific. What is the greatest effortpost?
The very same! But our enemies cry out, saying The Wall shall be defeated, and if not it shall be like unto a mat before the ladders of the Saracen.
We careth not.
Aye, for The Wall is a meme. Thou speaketh very wisely, my son.
But father, thou seest that my memes hath no likes. Yet thy own Pepes are spicy unfailing, and all men praise thy meme magic! How canst a mere troll ascend the Way of the Nobilid?
Here is a mystery, for Kek’s ways are cunning and manifold. Meditate thou upon the Riddle of Feelz.
The Riddle of Feelz?
Yes, my son. Why doth Pepe frown?
His feelz are a heavy burden.
So they are. And what maketh Pepe to smile?
When he showeth the finger to the Pharisee and the Sadshitlib and beholdeth them in their butthurt, then doth he smile.
He is right to smile, for Kek hath chosen the humble NEET to shame the proud globalist. And even so the troll becometh the Chad.
To win is to become stronger, and to become stronger is to win. The troll winneth with each shitpost for it gladden his soul, and so in meming the Chad the NEET becometh the meme, and becometh Chad.
This is a miracle from Kek!
No son, it is just normal. Get thee woke!
Shitposting is principled; an uncanny notion.
It’s just the “practice makes perfect” thing.
Oh…I hadst heard that one afore. And thy Olde English art slipping.
Yeah, well the other nice thing about shitposting is you don’t have to take it so seriously when the joke is played out and it’s time for bed. The only really important rule is put out something every day, even if it’s just five minutes a day. The habit will rewrite your brain and you’ll improve like magic. So that takes all the pressure off, and it’s not like you’re being graded. Plus, you could stress out and give 110% on something and then look back in three years and it’ll still be embarrassing, because that’s how improvement works.
Therefore, go thou forth and shitpost, for it is the Way of the Nobilid.
With apologies to Bice, thanks to Boneflour for planting the seed, and thanks to MM for providing the sense of urgency.