Tao of the Nobilid

Harken unto my questions, my son. Who is the nobilid?

He that winneth more bigly.

And what is his way?

To shitpost.

And that with an epic style! Why doth the nobilid shitpost?

To troll, for to gratify bountiful Kek with our lolz, that he might Make America Great again.

Who hath founded our order?

The God Emperor, the man of gold whose very skin shineth like bronze in the furnace.

Indeed, ’tis why we hath the best people. Even the best people, we hath them all. Believest thou me. Now, what is the nobilid’s true hope?

The effortpost.

Be thou more specific. What is the greatest effortpost?

The Wall.

The very same! But our enemies cry out, saying The Wall shall be defeated, and if not it shall be like unto a mat before the ladders of the Saracen.

We careth not.

Aye, for The Wall is a meme. Thou speaketh very wisely, my son.

But father, thou seest that my memes hath no likes. Yet thy own Pepes are spicy unfailing, and all men praise thy meme magic! How canst a mere troll ascend the Way of the Nobilid?

Here is a mystery, for Kek’s ways are cunning and manifold. Meditate thou upon the Riddle of Feelz.

The Riddle of Feelz?

Yes, my son. Why doth Pepe frown?

His feelz are a heavy burden.

So they are. And what maketh Pepe to smile?

When he showeth the finger to the Pharisee and the Sadshitlib and beholdeth them in their butthurt, then doth he smile.

He is right to smile, for Kek hath chosen the humble NEET to shame the proud globalist. And even so the troll becometh the Chad.

But how?

To win is to become stronger, and to become stronger is to win. The troll winneth with each shitpost for it gladden his soul, and so in meming the Chad the NEET becometh the meme, and becometh Chad.

This is a miracle from Kek!

No son, it is just normal. Get thee woke!

Shitposting is principled; an uncanny notion.

It’s just the “practice makes perfect” thing.

Oh…I hadst heard that one afore. And thy Olde English art slipping.

Yeah, well the other nice thing about shitposting is you don’t have to take it so seriously when the joke is played out and it’s time for bed. The only really important rule is put out something every day, even if it’s just five minutes a day. The habit will rewrite your brain and you’ll improve like magic. So that takes all the pressure off, and it’s not like you’re being graded. Plus, you could stress out and give 110% on something and then look back in three years and it’ll still be embarrassing, because that’s how improvement works.

Therefore, go thou forth and shitpost, for it is the Way of the Nobilid.

With apologies to Bice, thanks to Boneflour for planting the seed, and thanks to MM for providing the sense of urgency.

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35 Responses to Tao of the Nobilid

  1. Akuma says:

    “And what is his way?”

    To shitpost and set ruin to the Dark Lords plans at every turn. For the Dark Lord thinks everyone that shitposts is a retard and Gamma. He must know too, that he is not conceding that the Dark Lord is a Dark Lord. He is merely calling him that. For if he mentions his real name or refers to him another way the Dark Lord will violate RICO laws and sick his legion on said shitposter.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      Purify thyself of butthurt, for it is mete to enjoy a jest without black-pilling all over the joint.

      • Akuma says:

        From Googles Dictionary:

        butthurt

        adjective

        1.

        overly or unjustifiably offended or resentful.

        “they’re all butthurt that she released the album online first”

        noun

        1.

        an excessive or unjustifiable feeling of personal offense or resentment.

        “it’s time to get over the butthurt from last year’s playoffs”

        Overly, excessive, or unjustifiable are the key words. If anyone is butthurt like a Gamma its Vox. Hence his comment to burn the world about someone not kowtowing to his every whim. Or his reaction to being called a silly name on the internet.

        • Hezekiah Garrett says:

          He’s still not going to take you to Winter Formal though…

        • everlastingphelps says:

          Thy enemy resideth in thine own mental confines, and payeth not the jizya.

          • glosoli says:

            Vox is still going down in gamma flames, with every other post still obsessing over Gab:

            ‘Various and sundries
            First, if you are an investor in Gab but would like to retroactively de-invest for whatever reason, there is a good chance you can still do so. StartEngine has not charged most credit cards, but the cancel button will not work if it has been more than 48 hours.’

            Such a nice Christian guy, twist that knife hard and good Voxy.

            ‘Comment:The more I roll this around my head the more I think Torba is doing this intentionally so he can pocket the 1m+ he raised and walk away whistling.

            Vox: I very, very much doubt that. Torba has Silicon Valley stars in his eyes. He wants to be a tech billionaire and a Very Important Personage, not a petty con artist.’

            See, he likes Torba really, he’s a fellow Christian too. Vox is able to literally read Torba’s mind and know he’s after Tech VIP billionaire status. So clever.
            Vox doesn’t really even think about the fact that Torba might be some sort of competition for his alt-tech projects, never even entered his massive brain. Honest.

            • Aeoli Pera says:

              Vox doesn’t have a Twitter replacement in the kitty, that’s ridiculous.

            • Cinnamann says:

              I’m fairly certain that Vox does have a twitter replacement in the works. He asked for volunteers about a year ago when he was starting infogalactic and that was on the list.

            • glosoli says:

              I didn’t suggest he had a Gab replacement lined up, although it wouldn’t surprise me.
              However, he (((mysteriously))) is back on excellent terms with his Twitter chums again:

              ‘After I reported about 20 or 30 attack tweets to Twitter, in addition to banning and suspending a few of the responsible accounts, Twitter has restored full link access to Vox Popoli using the .com extension after more than 18 months of blocking it.’

              The boyz love him.

    • Heaviside says:

      Message from the Supreme Dim Lord:

      “sick [sic]”

      • Heaviside says:

        Someone with a lot of free time and familiarity with Vox’s comment sections should make a collage of pro-Gab vs anti-Gab comments by the same users over the course of 2017.

        • Akuma says:

          Or compile Vox’s defamatory statements against others. Then blow up his inbox and report him to the EU Authorities. Microchip backed down. Vox didnt. We now know exactly what he is.

  2. midwit aethiest says:

    Offtopic – I am a midwit and this is not a shitpost. What makes you religious? How can a genius like you accept god without proof of his existence?

    • everlastingphelps says:

      Read Thomas Aquinas’ Summa Theologicae. That’s not a flip answer — there is no short answer. But at the same time, it’s a question that was answered fully and completely 800 years ago.

      You’re at that awkward spiritual adolescence where “because the priest said so” isn’t a good enough answer, but the failure of your educators to expose you to a classical education hasn’t given you the information you need to decide. I’m not assuming that because you are a non-believer, but from the specific question of “why do smart people still believe?” It’s possible to be an educated atheist, but not possible to be an educated atheist and ask that question.

      You know that it is worth looking into because you can see the fruits of the trees. 1900 years of increasing civilization and human advancement under Christ, and then 50 years of complete degeneracy (in the literal sense) and decay under secular atheism. Christianity produces good fruit, and atheism produces bad fruit. Read Aquinas and you will see why.

      • Heaviside says:

        >1900 years of increasing civilization and human advancement

        This argument might work on atheists, but should it work on Christians?

        • Akuma says:

          Probably not. Most of them are Naive and will say you gotta rise above it. They still attend converged churches so what do you expect.

        • Aeoli Pera says:

          I think yes, but with some caveats.

        • everlastingphelps says:

          It should. The Old Testament really only has two parts — prophecies that precede Christ, and instances of the Hebrews failing to keep God’s laws, getting chastised for it, ignoring the chastisement, being Judged, and then rebuilding a holy society from the remnants of the judgment. Once you are past the escape from Egypt and the Law, almost everything else fits into that.

          Right now, I see judgment coming, but I hope I’m wrong.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      Contra Phelps, I can give a quick answer because genius.

      I believe entropy is a universal physical law, therefore material nature had a beginning. So we have to ask where all this stuff comes from, and that’s tacit acceptance that supernatural things exist.

    • kronbergweb says:

      Grace: the Father leads you to the Son; and He’ll lead you kicking and screaming if necessary. IOW, how you come to believe is up to the Father.

    • glosoli says:

      @midwit atheist

      Read the Bible, starting with the New Testamanent (King James Version).
      Then read the Old Testament.

      Only God could produce such truth and wisdom for mankind.
      We’re so bad, yet still he sent His Son for us.

      Also, sixdayscience blog has loads of literal physics-based evidence of why creation fits with time and matter as we know it.

  3. Lizard King says:

    Needs more lolzolzollz.

    GBFM would be proud.

  4. bicebicebice says:

    “Jesus advises his followers to be as wise as the “Nahash” in their understanding so as to defend against their wiles but counsels us to be children in our heart. That is basically the fundamental operating principle here at Vault-Co.”

    pee pee poo poo i choose you, they don’t like it very much when we play their game and shit it up, it is so easy itz practically boring in a way hence The way of The Nobilid to keep some semblance of urgency, WINNING is the way of the Edenosphere.

    What is best in life?
    Nobilid: To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their nu-males.

  5. Boneflour says:

    Impressive. Most impressive. The Nobilid is strong in this one.

  6. kensuimo says:

    10/10

    And thus Aeoli descended into parietal teaching through mystic parable.

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