Food fights are a “funny once” joke. Regular food fights aren’t a joke, that’s just the ghetto. And before we get you niggers out of the ghetto, we need to take the ghetto out of you niggers. If you’re so set on burning down the neigborhood, take that shit to the suburbs. We need our weave! I don’t wear it, but we need it.
Look, I think some conflict is good as a rule because every conflict is an opportunity for change. But you have to choose how you act in these situations. This is the internet—if you’re reacting to the other guy, it’s masturbation. This is basic bitch stuff.
A couple of you are accusing me of disloyalty and censorship. So let me ask you this: if you’re “threatening” to post your address on the internet and “threatening” to sue a trial lawyer, would a friend let you go through with it? Or would a friend punch you in the mouth and tell you to shut the fuck up?
Unfortunately I can’t punch the two of you who pulled that shit, so I’ll just keep deleting your retarded posturing instead.
Some good things came out of this mess, and I’ll highlight a couple. Lizard King showed himself to be as polite, sensible, and constructive as I’d hoped. Some others appear to have realized that a slap on the wrist means “don’t do it again”. Good!
A couple of you can look forward to less pleasant reviews. This will not be a normal thing around here. This will not turn out like Koanic’s latest degenerate forum. There will be some much-needed cuts. The rest of you will learn self-control. We may be losers but it is not our project to remain losers, so get used to the idea of becoming a winner or you will be left behind and forgotten.
Regular posting will resume soon. Regular office hours will resume next week, time of day TBD, and losers are always welcome there. You’ll find that I’m very easy to talk to. Have a wonderful day.