Lost boys

Food fights are a “funny once” joke. Regular food fights aren’t a joke, that’s just the ghetto. And before we get you niggers out of the ghetto, we need to take the ghetto out of you niggers. If you’re so set on burning down the neigborhood, take that shit to the suburbs. We need our weave! I don’t wear it, but we need it.

Look, I think some conflict is good as a rule because every conflict is an opportunity for change. But you have to choose how you act in these situations. This is the internet—if you’re reacting to the other guy, it’s masturbation. This is basic bitch stuff.

A couple of you are accusing me of disloyalty and censorship. So let me ask you this: if you’re “threatening” to post your address on the internet and “threatening” to sue a trial lawyer, would a friend let you go through with it? Or would a friend punch you in the mouth and tell you to shut the fuck up?

Unfortunately I can’t punch the two of you who pulled that shit, so I’ll just keep deleting your retarded posturing instead.

Some good things came out of this mess, and I’ll highlight a couple. Lizard King showed himself to be as polite, sensible, and constructive as I’d hoped. Some others appear to have realized that a slap on the wrist means “don’t do it again”. Good!

A couple of you can look forward to less pleasant reviews. This will not be a normal thing around here. This will not turn out like Koanic’s latest degenerate forum. There will be some much-needed cuts. The rest of you will learn self-control. We may be losers but it is not our project to remain losers, so get used to the idea of becoming a winner or you will be left behind and forgotten.

Regular posting will resume soon. Regular office hours will resume next week, time of day TBD, and losers are always welcome there. You’ll find that I’m very easy to talk to. Have a wonderful day.

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38 Responses to Lost boys

  1. everlastingphelps says:

    If I got slapped on the wrist, I missed it and assumed I was just caught in the ALL ARE PUNISHED move. In that case, I didn’t learn anything — I just haven’t had anything to say outside the armistice.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      I’m working by analogy to police work. Individual crimes are handled individually and riots get the “All Are Punished” treatment.

      • everlastingphelps says:

        I’m right there with you. If I get caught up in a bar fight, I’m not butthurt at the cops for throwing me in the drunk tank with everyone else, as long as they let me go in the morning without charges.

  2. Ulixes Orobar says:

    Some of us stayed out of the fight because we knew better. I could *feel* the potential banhammer coming towards me whenever I thought of something edgy.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      Future anxiety is the way of the cold-adapted. Most of the time this is maladaptive in modern society (muh dik muh swaaaag), but it does serve to keep us out of danger and general mischief.

  3. Tom Kratman says:

    Oh, I’ve been way kinder to you than you really deserve, child. You can thank Aeoli for that but, ingrate that you are, you surely will not.

    First Gulf, Dummie.

  4. Mycroft Jones says:

    It was inaccurate to accuse Aeoli of not being with a woman for reasons. I don’t know any man over the age of 25 who could earn $20/hour and get a decent, non-disgusting wife. Sluts are disgusting. Whores are disgusting. Land whales are disgusting. Blue hairs are disgusting. Nose rings and tattoos are disgusting.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      One of Kratman’s guesses was correct, my virginity can be blamed on my religiosity. There have been opportunities, albeit not very tempting ones, where low-value women were all but throwing themselves on my dick. Based on these and an objective rating of my looks, personality, and status, I can reasonably rate myself as a 4.5/10.

  5. Koanic says:

    WordPress.com’s threaded comment system can’t handle flame wars. Compare to Gab, where such things interfere with nobody else’s experience.

    It is Aeoli’s responsibility to maintain a functional platform for the 80% of his users who don’t cause trouble. He doesn’t need to waste his time fiddling with the no doubt clunky moderation interface.

    The correct reaction to a ban is calm acceptance, and I say that as someone expecting to be banned. Don’t argue; don’t get dramatic. Build your own WordPress.com blog if you feel the world needs to hear what you have to say. Then someday you will have to make moderation decisions, and you will finally understand.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      That reaction is correct, although sadness is also acceptable as long as it’s processed correctly.

      I’m not going to ban you because I know I can give you a set of rules and you’ll either adhere to them or not. But I need to bust your balls about something else, so expect that. You probably know already because I saw you react, but I want to make it hurt so it sticks.

    • everlastingphelps says:

      Build your own WordPress.com blog if you feel the world needs to hear what you have to say.

      This is the crux. Shitheads like Akuma will never make their own blogs, because they blog leeches. They are parasites. They know that the world will never willingly read their incoherent, angry bullshit, so they have to infest other, productive, more successful blogs.

      Like Koanic, I’m not butthurt about bans. It’s your place. If I think it was a dumb move, I’ll say so, on my own blog, call it out there, and see what happens. Either I have an audience, or I don’t.

  6. Edenist Whackjob says:

    You never contacted me, Aeoli :)

  7. glosoli says:

    You know when you go to the beach, and it’s a gorgeous day, and you’re surrounded by beauty and God’s glory, and you’re with good brothers too, and can talk at ease about anything and everything, and all is well with the world?

    Then you see a huge load of sewage discharge in the sea just alongside where you are swimming, some of it touches your leg, it’s disgusting. You discover the evil j3ws deliberately placed the discharge pipe there recently to ruin this place. You rush out of the water and go home to get clean. Horrible.

    Perhaps you could please drop me an email to let me know if you’re banning the poop, as I really don’t want to risk being touched by poop again, so I won’t look in again if it’s still floating here.

    God be with you Aeoli.

  8. Lizard King says:

    Hurray for productivity! Such wow. Much awesome. So cool. Many likes.

  9. Boneflour says:

    Speaking of winning, this site is pretty good. Learn your first programming language, build basic websites. Lot of people get jobs even before finishing the front end part of it. More skillz = better chances of success.

    https://www.freecodecamp.org/

    • Lizard King says:

      That’s pretty sweet. That’s how I became a l33t h@x0r.

      Ernermenos. We dunt fogiv. We no foget.

      No but really that’s a good idea if you like computers and don’t think that they’re the devil.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      The stuff Boneflour has been able to do after a few months of this has been very impressive, especially considering this is his first exposure to code.

      • Lizard King says:

        Interesting. If I didn’t think computers were the devil then I might look into it. I did some coding in the 90s where I made a butterfly fly across the screen. (Preddy budderfry! XD) And I did some other shit later on but nothing cool.

        If you spend more than 7 seconds a day looking at a computer screen then you turn into a cryptid. That’s why you have to learn to operate a computer without ever looking at it. Otherwise it sucks out your soul. I mean, you could wear those fancy $2 orange safety glasses to block out the cancer rays/soul tractor beam…but then you’d look like a dweeb. And the first rule is look cool.

        I mean it’s good money and all…but then I’d have to be inside all day sitting at a desk…eww. Too bad all the jobs I actually would enjoy are illegal, immoral, or both. :D

        • Aeoli Pera says:

          They say if you don’t enjoy sin, you’re doing it wrong.

          As for you…I’d suggest something more heavy industry.

          • Lizard King says:

            No way fam. I’m already making $4345.55 a week WITH NO EFFORT. I just closed a deal for $9999.99 and now I don’t have to work for a month! Find out how you can make incredible money like this with no effort by buying my e-book for $9.99 with seven easy payments of $5.99.

            • Aeoli Pera says:

              > I just closed a deal for $9999.99 and now I don’t have to work for a month!

              If you summon Alt-Knights of the Proudboys you can make 9999.99 times 13 in one shot. It’s the only way to defeat Jewby Weapon.

  10. Son of Distant Trebizond says:

    Would you describe yourself as expressing high-trait agreeableness, Aeoli?

    You dealt with that affair with remarkable patience.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      Yes, as I understand it I’m pretty high in that trait. The IBM Watson writeprint analyzer predicted I would be low in it, but Watson’s a pretentious dick.

    • Son of Distant Trebizond says:

      Do you behave this way in real life, Akuma?

      Because if you do, and you live in a violent urban environment as you claim, then you have a very, very dangerous approach to conflict.

      In particular, you don’t seem able to drop it when politely asked.

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