Local man anointed High King, shocking neighbors who “remember when he was just this big”

We at Aeoli Pera have just received a missive from the land of Altrugenics announcing that the Jagged Crown has passed to Boneflour, first of his name. It appears to be a semi-literate transcript of a primitive ordainment ceremony where the religious leaders of the TT subforum consecrated and blessed the reign of the new king. We expect that women and minorities will be hit hardest by this change, but experts say this news will probably strengthen the dollar against the shekel.

AHEM

Four score and seven months ago, give or take a couple of years, a man named Koanic drew woo from the void of PUA and the chaos of Vault-Co, and he called it Edenism. He fashioned it into some semblance of order and released massive incline o’er the land. And he saw that it was good, but not good enough, so he deleted it and made a less ignant and highfalutin’ one. And he saw that it was good too, but still not good enough, and so he deleted it and made another one. There mighta been another one before all that, but it’s all shrouded in myth and time and my old mind don’t remember details except how long this fish I once caught was, you should have been there because you wouldn’t believe me. In my time I done seen some fellow travelers say “hail, well met” who got lost to the sands of time and disinterestedness, and this whole time I’ve been telling the homeowners association we should put a fence around those but no one ever listens to ME.

Where was I? Oh right, kids these days. Y’all don’t know how good you have it. Back in my day they just called us kooks and moved on but now there’s so much science backing up everything that they have to make fun of us on Southpark or else the whole Out of Africa equality thing crumbles. The problem with you kids is you don’t have any direction, is what it is. It’s why nothing ever gets done around here! Name ONE project an Edenist has completed. If Tex can release Grimoire, then maybe we can sell one goddamned, silk-screened T-shirt without everybody ragequitting after a week of talking big. The problem with you kids is you don’t have any work ethic, is what it is. Y’all need a fire lit under ya. There oughta be a guy who can bring some fire to shed light on this whole “future direction” thing where people DO WORK. So he’d be some kinda “firebringer” or “guy who comes with light”…

Where was I? Oh right, it had to have been THIS long, which is what I told the homeowners association but no one ever listens. I have to admit, it’s unbelievable, like this kid I know. He’s a real go-getter and a sharp dresser. He says he’s gonna put something together, he does it, and he says he’s gonna learn coding a get a MAN’s job and what does he do? He goes and does it, is what he do. Boneflour! Where is that crazy bastard? I drove to this guy’s house a couple weeks ago and he showed me what it looks like when a man’s got his house in order, even if he is a worthless youngun’ thinks he knows better than his elders. He cooks a steak like you wouldn’t believe and he’s got this little Southern belle prancing around in her little dress like right outta the good book, beautiful, absolutely beautiful. I’d have cried if they didn’t remove my tear ducts back in the war.

Where was I? Oh right, the war. Sometimes a MAN’s gotta make a stand and tell the world they can take my internet, but they’ll never find my vault and backup AR receivers and make me say “yes ma’am, I’m the crazy one and all you are the normal ones” like some little bitch. It’s not right! It’s not right. You kids have it too good to be sitting in basements not building anything with that toolbox I bought you from the Goodwill for fifteen AMERICAN DOLLARS, and it’s just sitting there collecting dust next to your Bible, and it’s not right. Anyway, that’s why we’re here now, if I recall. Ahem! I HEREBY PROCLAIM AND PRONUNCIATE BONEFLOUR HIGH KING AND SUPREME CHANDELIER OF THIS HERE TT CLOWNTOWN, NOT THAT ANY OF YOU KIDS DESERVE IT. Boneflour, I charge you with the sacred duty of consideratin’ the needs of everybody all at once but also consideratin’ their special needs. Boneflour leads, y’all follow, and I guarantee this place will shape up like none of y’all would believe. Everything made of gold and light, just like the old days I tells ya! Probably sounds easy when I just say it like that, don’t it? We gotta make changes though, or it’s all just a bunch of big talk. Gotta water the flowers everyday or we can’t have nice things.

Now, you kids can get to the dancing and the food because I’m sure none of you were listening. I gotta rub the special oil on this guy because that’s the way we always did it for kings, and then I gotta hit the sack because it’s almost noon. Margie, where’s my good bourbon? MARGIE? I said WHERE’S MY GOOD BOURBON? Don’t you use that tone with me, I’ll take you right back to the corner I found you on! I KNOW THEY’RE LISTENING, I just said WHERE’S MY BOURBON and you go and you wanna…. OH GREAT, THIS AGAIN.

What are y’all staring at? It’s a party! Go dance, none of that modern dancing though with the hippity-hoppity. You let me worry about her, this is just how we talk.

The intelligible part of the transcript ends here. From the increasing rate of typos and the smell, we suspect the transcriptionist was drinking immoderately. He subsequently descended into cursing and some very raunchy poetry about the magic of friendship and the sexual disposition of “Brad” toward ponies. We have tried to edit the typos as best as possible while retaining the original spirit of the message.

If you are a pilgrim who wishes to make homage to the new king, there is a link to Koanic’s forum in the sidebar.

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76 Responses to Local man anointed High King, shocking neighbors who “remember when he was just this big”

  1. Akuma says:

    “The problem with you kids is you don’t have any work ethic, is what it is. Y’all need a fire lit under ya. There oughta be a guy who can bring some fire to shed light on this whole “future direction” thing where people DO WORK. So he’d be some kinda “firebringer” or “guy who comes with light””

    I started Spartan Voip, but not a single one person wanted to help me test it. It requires me to get at least one other person with a working cell phone to put down the broni porn and vidja games for five minutes.

    I also used to successfully cell tye dies. So please Aeoli don’t start with me. Also I own edenism wiki and on several occasions you have just ignored my gentle pokes of asking for help with it.

    I also have successfully tested software and hardware for the Edenism and Alt Right video game. Both of these should move forward in the next couple of months if everything follows through . I have a decent job now where I can spend the majority of the time dicking around on the Internet working on Spartan Voip.

    So you can go back in the hatch you salty neanderboon.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      >I started Spartan Voip, but not a single one person wanted to help me test it. It requires me to get at least one other person with a working cell phone to put down the broni porn and vidja games for five minutes.

      I vaguely remember that. Does it have to be a cell phone or could I do it through Skype or Discord?

      >I also used to successfully cell tye dies. So please Aeoli don’t start with me. Also I own edenism wiki and on several occasions you have just ignored my gentle pokes of asking for help with it.

      May I see what you have so far? That’s a project I could justify working on during code practice time.

      >I also have successfully tested software and hardware for the Edenism and Alt Right video game. Both of these should move forward in the next couple of months if everything follows through . I have a decent job now where I can spend the majority of the time dicking around on the Internet working on Spartan Voip.

      Good luck with those, I’m not really interested in building a video game before writing a book.

      >So you can go back in the hatch you salty neanderboon.

      Nigger I do what I want :-D.

      • Akuma says:

        >I vaguely remember that. Does it have to be a cell phone or could I do it through Skype or Discord?

        Or just jitsi or any other chat client that has the option of adding a voip or sip phone. They exist in Android, IOS, Linux, Mac, and Windows.

        >May I see what you have so far? That’s a project I could justify working on during code practice time.

        I said I own it. The domain that is. I’ve been researching redmine hosting to set it up properly, but I don’t know how many users we should opt for. If you could pay for the hosting that would help.

        • Aeoli Pera says:

          >Or just jitsi or any other chat client that has the option of adding a voip or sip phone. They exist in Android, IOS, Linux, Mac, and Windows.

          I don’t know nothin’ about nothin’, and don’t believe nobody tells you otherwise.

          >I said I own it. The domain that is. I’ve been researching redmine hosting to set it up properly, but I don’t know how many users we should opt for. If you could pay for the hosting that would help.

          I don’t even know how to approach those questions. You want Koanic for hosting solutions. But what I’m interested in is content, a wiki (and a blog!) is useless without quality content.

  2. Lizard King says:

    10/10. Instructions unclear. Got neanderthal stuck in refrigerator.

    Wait, so is selling T-shirts the answer? I’m pretty sure it’s the answer. But we’d need some sort of video thingy that people watch. It’d have to be bretty gud. Like, at least 500 subscribers. Let’s just sell T-shirts.

    The real questions is where does all the T-shirt money go? Strippers?

    Don’t worry, I’m an excellent accountant and I’m autisti, AHEM, artistic enough to make a cool T-shirt design. I anoint myself the T-shirt…ummm…T-shirt Czar. Yes. Czar.

    But someone else will have to make a cool video channel thingy for people to watch otherwise I’ll be the only one buying anything.

    Oh! And back on topic. Congrats High King Boneflour! Now we can be friends and make fun of the peasants.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      Boneflour and I had a pretty good podcast going for a minute. Maybe we could get back on that.

      The *answer* is going to depend on the question. My question is how to get us thards from maladaptive to adaptive. The best case is to break more thards out of binary, reductionistic thinking in late adolescence, before it destroys our lives (usually in college). The next best case is to rescue us from the burnout and turn the black pill into a red and white pill. I don’t know if we can be salvaged without reigniting the burned-out.

      • Lizard King says:

        It’s simple dude! The best advice for black pill burnout sad face nothing matters woe is meeeeeee is…Just listen to more metal. Doesn’t matter if it’s shitty metal or great metal or sad metal or happy metal or angry metal. Metal. That’ll fix the black pill blues for sure!

        If that doesn’t work then the next best advice is to stop being a pussy go lift some weights or go hunting.

        Or go hiking…just…go outside man. Go outside and listen to metal. Shoot some guns.

        Lol, the only other question is “where iz I gunna get all dat munnies for da goin outsidez?” Thus, the answer, sell t-shirts.

        • Aeoli Pera says:

          What worked for me is to go on red-pill reading binges until I understood what was causing me trouble, then fixing those things or accounting for them. Finding Koanic Soul was a huge shortcut…I was still muddling through basic bitch psychometrics and libertarianism at that point. Having understood both society and myself, I’m pretty adaptive these days and energy is no longer a bottleneck.

          • Lizard King says:

            And yet no T-shirts. Come on dude. You can’t be too adaptive if there’s no T-shirts.

            • Aeoli Pera says:

              >And yet no T-shirts. Come on dude. You can’t be too adaptive if there’s no T-shirts.

              Definitely not *too* adaptive. But for the first time I have my own apartment, and that’s the best feeling in the world if you’ve never had that. More things will come as I adapt, it usually takes me a couple of months.

            • Lizard King says:

              Just busting your balls man.

              But seriously. T-shirts. I have seen the light. Metal and T-shirts. That’s the answer. Ask me a question. Anything at all. Metal and T-shirts. Also guns. And outside. But mostly the T-shirt thing. It’s gonna be great man.

            • Aeoli Pera says:

              >Just busting your balls man.

              The day you say something serious will be the day I weld my vault shut from the inside.

              >Anything at all. Metal and T-shirts. Also guns. And outside.

              I made a list of things that made me happy. Would recommend the exercise.

              Milk
              Coffee
              Alcohol
              Lifting
              Skype friends
              Video games
              Meat
              Protein in general
              Grokking
              Creativity
              Teh metul \m/
              Anime, presuming it is the best anime and not trash
              Nice girls
              Comics
              Fairy tales

            • Lizard King says:

              I made a list and it was better than yours but it was so long that I didn’t post it.

              BTW ur list sukz and mine was in no way similar to urz.

              :D

            • Aeoli Pera says:

              *make

              Also I forgot to include walking, I do a lot of that, as some people here can attest.

            • Akuma says:

              >More things will come as I adapt, it usually takes me a couple of months.

              Why can’t there be more people like you in this world Aeoli who understand the word training and the concept of habit chain formation. Stupid normies and their need for everything to be a microwave.

            • Supreme Chancellor Boneflour, First Of His Name says:

              “The day you say something serious will be the day I weld my vault shut from the inside.”

              WTF I love Lizard King now

      • glosoli says:

        Salvation you say, for Thards?
        In this world, or the next?

        You’re a Godly man Aeoli, I pray you will lead these men to the only thing that matters. They won’t find it in a den of vipers, don’t send them to a place you had to leave.

        • Aeoli Pera says:

          >Salvation you say, for Thards?
          In this world, or the next?

          Preferably both, then preferably the next world, then this world.

          >You’re a Godly man Aeoli, I pray you will lead these men to the only thing that matters.

          If Jesus hadn’t healed the sick, would anybody have believed he was the Christ? If I don’t show love to my neighbors with my life and my actions, will anyone believe I’m a Christian?

          >They won’t find it in a den of vipers, don’t send them to a place you had to leave.

          I didn’t have to leave, except that I said I would and then I had to do it. The reason was complicated and personal, I still want the forum to succeed and grow.

          • Koanic says:

            God changes his mind, but Aeoli’s word is like the law of the Medes and Persians, which altereth not.

            • Aeoli Pera says:

              If you can show me fifty righteous men in the forum, I’ll change my mind.



              If you can show me ten righteous men in the forum, I’ll change my mind.

            • Koanic says:

              Haha. If you can show me a sodomite gang rape in a barony, I’ll burn it down.

            • Aeoli Pera says:

              The larger meaning is that I won’t cheapen my word by changing my mind for no reason at all. Give me a business case to assuage my ego, at the very least. Build something to justify the years I spent keeping your dream alive without you, which you threw away for so little. Am I your petri dish or a child of Almighty God?

            • Koanic says:

              I didn’t throw it away. You quit. You’re still a supermod.

              I’m not trying to recruit anyone to the forum right now. Why would I make a case? If the activity is not intrinsically fulfilling, then influencing someone to stay would only be buying them additional burnout on my credit.

              I provide the service out of my sense of duty. Others can do likewise if they are so moved.

              Nobody should thank me for what I do:

              “So you also, when you have done everything you were told to do, should say, ‘We are unworthy servants; we have only done our duty.'”

            • Aeoli Pera says:

              We already had this argument, so there’s no reaaon to rehash it here.

            • Koanic says:

              You’re obviously a leader in Edenism. This blog is currently more active than the forum. I doubt the forum will be worth your time until after I relaunch it and add a new wave of users.

          • glosoli says:

            I can’t imagine Jesus sending neighbours He loved to the house of unrepentant sinners and unbelievers.

            https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/1-Corinthians/5/11

            I wonder if you call sinners to repentance?

            https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/Mark/2/17/type/kjv

            Jesus didn’t eat with sinners and whores and tax collectors without telling them to repent. And He didn’t praise their little dresses either, certainly not in public. Yet you claim that was like in the good book? That’s pretty sick stuff.

            Too much fun and laughter for dark times. It’s past time to start calling evil what it is, rather than glorifying it or ignoring it. Jesus was able to keep company with sinners and influence them, not vice versa. You’re not Jesus, and this whole blog post will only delight satan.

            You called the forum “degenerate”. You left it for that reason, me too. You want it to grow? Succeed? Did Jehovah want Sodom to grow?

            I’m not going to visit this blog any more, the whole Thal community is about as messed up as its possible to be. No wonder Neanderthals were wiped out. Big brains, but really clueless about anything that mattered.

            • Aeoli Pera says:

              There is one small thing I’ve learned over the last couple of years that makes me more like Jesus than I was: I learned to love people while they were still sinners. This was not an easy transition.

              I could say more about your specific complaints but it would be peripheral and perhaps detract from the main thing.

            • bicebicebice says:

              One can turn degenerates around but one can’t turn the holier-than-thou crowd around, nor would that even be desirable. Hyperbole is fun to read, it’s fun to be a part of, and again the shitposts are caricatures of the nice normies irl. These people are not nice.

              I’d rather have foul language and honesty than nice language and dishonesty, that’s what we can choose between living in the west. I’ll even go so “far out” and say the nice language the nice people the nice gestures and general niceness will only be found(ed) in a breakaway civilisation, hence the name Edenism.
              Who did Really thought that place would be the internet? Really? No one and it won’t be, but it’s a nice refuge considering the circumstances. Put this in your pipes and smoke it;

              Female.Priests.

              ITZ just reverse extrapolation.

        • glosoli says:

          I’m calling BS on that.

          You didn’t appear to love the German tree-hugger as you departed the forum. Your love appears to be focused on your bros, some of whom are unrepentant sinners.

          “I could say more about your specific complaints but it would be peripheral and perhaps detract from the main thing.”

          Heh, you can’t say much at all about my specific points, because you would have to admit you’re in the wrong. It seems obfuscation in debate is a must-have for TT hall leaders, like a Jedi trait. I respect men (like Koanic) who don’t run away from debates. Some you win, some you lose, but either way you learn something. Run away and you just look like a girl.

          Your love of sinners would be worthy, were it not so obvious your love brings you such great times.

          • Aeoli Pera says:

            >Your love appears to be focused on your bros, some of whom are unrepentant sinners.

            That’s what I said.

            >Heh, you can’t say much at all about my specific points, because you would have to admit you’re in the wrong.

            Alternatively, maybe I was right that it would be merely a distraction.

            To prove otherwise, pick a hill to die on. Choose exactly one (1) point you want me to argue that is so overwhelmingly important you’d quit forever if we can’t come to an understanding..

  3. bicebicebice says:

    Thus spake Aeoli, first of his name, most prominent of the Bloggids.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      The wind blows where it wills, who can contain it?

      • bicebicebice says:

        “And he saw that it was good, but not good enough, so he deleted it and made a less ignant and highfalutin’ one. And he saw that it was good too, but still not good enough, and so he deleted it and made another one.” why is this part so funny? i’ve been giggling at this to and fro for the last couple ouf hours… heh those whacked out thaloids and their micro-issues(™Tex).

        It reminds me of that time I spent 6 months 12hours per day trading virtual stocks and learning all about it before going live, I made 400 american dollars that first live day, lost 200, and it took me a week to be normal again, because I followed the instructions on how to do it. The problem is thus; when you WIN so much, you will start to “lose” shit change in the big scheme of things, depending on your persona this might not be acceptable, see Koanics farewell letter, he is leaving us to right every single wrong, just like Kennedy before (((they))) got him.

        “I’m not going to visit this blog any more, the whole Thal community is about as messed up as its possible to be. No wonder Neanderthals were wiped out. Big brains, but really clueless about anything that mattered.” Sometimes a person can be too smart for his own good, good as in well-being, but still be well. This leads me to my point i’ve been ruminating for a while;

        Remember that time the adults told the keedz to stop being desktop generals and armchair autistés and take an interest in society such as reading the news, community and the grease known as politics, and did so, and saw that it was not good but bad, so they deleted it and replaced it with a restored “alt”-origin myth that brought back light to society and it was good with a firm firmament to separate the darkies from the lighties and it was so, and the spirit of good roamed the interwebz so much so it was so, even outside the interwebz realm. And there was delet of bad society, and then the adults said “you are a racist”. And God saw that they were insane, and it was so. And it wasn’t good.

        “Blessed are the neet: for they shall inherit the earth.” Create a community, get bad and good, create almost 8 billion people with 99% being rotten, surely Koanics hit/miss ratio is higher than that! How can God even compete?!?

        • Koanic says:

          Haha… what?

          • Aeoli Pera says:

            He’s saying the Xer posting ain’t all it’s cracked up to be, and anyway it made the normies all nervous when the autistes actually followed it for a second there. “I mean, sure everybody knew Hollywood was made of pedophilia but you can’t just go and arrest everybody for it!”

            • bicebicebice says:

              “So I told the autisté spergs to open the societal-window and let in some fresh air with precise instructions on how to do it… they actually did it the absolute madmen hahhaahhahaha!”

              Yeah about that…its not my fucking problem that everyone in the room was a vampire when the drapes were pulled back, those rascally normies and their shady ways. how on earth would they think actual good ideas would benefit themselves? and thats what happens when you are so full of deceit, man. many such cases. sad!

        • Aeoli Pera says:

          The Aeoli Pera Style Guide™ insists the correct spelling is AMERICAN DOLLARS, also plz learn our pronouns, here we identify second/third person singular with the royal “y’all/them”.

        • Supreme Chancellor Boneflour, First Of His Name says:

          BOOMERS:
          “You damn kids, get out of your basements and vidya games and do something in the REAL WORLD.”

          DAMN KIDS:
          “Okay, we’ll get jacked, vote for Trump, and oppose all your stupid destructive politics.”

          BOOMERS:
          “Wait what?” *Watches CNN* “These damn kids and their racism, can’t they see that they’re affecting the REAL WORLD?! Stick to your basements and vidya games.”

  4. Supreme Chancellor Boneflour, First Of His Name says:

    I gracefully accept The Will Of The People and the anointment of my High Priest. 10/10 Great Poast.

    For too long we have been trampled under the boot of The Current Year. No more! It will take sacrifice, it will take like an hour of doing boring stuff a day, but we can overcome! We WILL overcome!

    Under my gentle, steel-fisted rule, we will have T-shirts! We will have waifus! We will have jerbs! We will have WINNING!

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      We will also have waifus and jerbs in our church, because Hieros gamos is an abomination and he who does not work will not eat.

    • Lizard King says:

      Hurray for T-Shirts!

      • Aeoli Pera says:

        Amen.

        Heh, I realized we should be selling plain black, “nobilid” T-shirts because that’s what we all wear anyway.

        • Lizard King says:

          YES. Plain black, high quality, only marking is one of those no-itch tags imprinted on the inside back of the neck “TROO THAL ltd.”

          • Supreme Chancellor Boneflour, First Of His Name says:

            Tagless. Black. Standard Hanes Tagless, but can do a new design with premium fabric:

            Did I not promise you T-Shirts?!

            • Lizard King says:

              Intredasting.

              I think you’re on the right track.

              The real question is, does the money go to stripperz?

              Oh and the other real question is, do we get a free waifu with every purchase?

            • Supreme Chancellor Boneflour, First Of His Name says:

              The question is, “Are people just saying they want T-Shirts, or do people actually want T-Shirts enough to pay IRL dollars?”

              I can listen to the market, change design/shirt type/text/etc. but none of that matters if the market isn’t there.

              P.S. I did mugs, stickers, hoodies too, so if someone can only spend ten dolla there are options.

            • Lizard King says:

              Well, for me, it would need to either be literally a plain black t-shirt or it would have to have some badass artwork. Like, something that’s super metal dude. You know, like a tank crushing a bunch of hippies and on the barrel of the tank it says “Nobilid” or something. Something in that vein.

              Another idea is to make it look like a band shirt.
              Good example different genre:
              https://thirtysecondsout.com/collections/apparel/products/tshirt-belt-fed-hate-machine

              I’d buy a plain black t-shirt if I knew the money went to a good cause. That’s why I asked if it was going towards strippers. :D

            • Supreme Chancellor Boneflour, First Of His Name says:

              Thanks for the input. Can’t do plain black T-shirt with Teespring. Will probably need more time/small minimum order for band shirt level designs.

              BTW, Aeoli has a Cashtag: https://cash.me/$AeoliPera

              If you just want to fund a good cause, I hear Aeoli is doing 7-gram rocks and needs that $$$bread$$$.

            • Lizard King says:

              Gotcha. That’s what I figured. I’m still brainstorming for a good band-style t-shirt.

  5. Ulixes Orobar says:

    Which icon do I have to click in order to swear fealty to the new king?

  6. A.5 says:

    Do you really believe the stuff Tex says or are you being facetious, a lot I can buy but good god Tex just sounds like a man who lives in extreme delusion.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      Most of it, yes. He’s extremely smart but also extremely aspergic, so (for example) you can trust everything he says about computers 100%.

      • Lizard King says:

        TEX IS A SAINT

        PACK YOUR RICE

          • Lizard King says:

            Holy QT 3.14 alert. You need to spoiler that shit. I can only get so erect.

            • Aeoli Pera says:

              >I can only get so erect.

              2:37 onward in this song, you will discover the final pill:

              (Hint: it’s the penis pill.)

            • Lizard King says:

              The final pill is that there is no final pill…

              EXCEPT THAT IS WRONG!

              The final pill is the metal, t-shirts, and gunz pill.
              The Waifus and Raifus pill.
              The plain black t is the way to be pill.
              The one pill to rule them all, and in the darkness lolz them.

              The Shitpost Pill.

              The Shit Pill.

            • Lizard King says:

              GET OUTTA MY HEAD

              How to WIN, PART 1:
              1. Set alarm to coincide with sunrise.
              2. Take a bunch of vitamin D
              3. Drink coffee
              4. Take a shit
              5. ??? (lol jk, we all know this one is METAL AND T-SHIRTS)
              6. Winning

            • Lizard King says:

              Do you have anymore suggestions like this song? Not that I liked it or anything.

            • Aeoli Pera says:

              The entire album has that apocalyptic brutality to it, although it’s a bit less poetic. That song is definitely the best one.

              Here’s something flavored a bit different that I know you’ll like.

            • Lizard King says:

              I listened to the whole album from that last song this morning when I worked out. Lol, The Seventh Trumpet came on right before my last set. It was perfect.

              This song is nice too. I’m not a fan of the whole screaming thing but I can get over it if the music is good enough.

    • Akuma (After 21 hours of no sleep) says:

      For any of this to be true they’d have to get laid and have girlfriends first. Real life waifus. None of this animatronic bullshit.

      • Lizard King says:

        Yeah! Fuck anime! Down with the bronies! Entertainment medium war now!

        T-Shirts > Anime
        Metal > Anime

        Wait a second. New idea…METAL T-SHIRTS.
        Dude, it’s like fulfilling all the ancient prophecies! Can you imagine…a black t-shirt with a metal band on it? That’s it!

        • Akuma (After 21 hours awake and 3 hour power nap) says:

          I’ll do you one better. Tye Dies with Amud Skull in it. I can see how to make it right now. Or you can just screen press the image on.

          • Lizard King says:

            I can’t do tye dye man. Too colorful for me.

            It would be good for blending in with Antifa though. Hmmmm.

            A WHOLE LINE OF THAL STEALTH CAMO T-SHIRTS!

            “Look like a normie, wear this shirt to hide in plain sight.”
            It’s all coming together. We gotta keep brainstorming this.

            “Are you a sperg? Do you only wear black? Do normies distrust you? Here, just wear this tye dye shirt. It’s based! They won’t even know your power level!”

            • Lizard King says:

            • Akuma (After 21 hours awake and 3 hour power nap) says:

              Bro it’s gotta be rainbow. I noticed this effect years ago. My corporate suit was my normal camo and the tye dyes were my colorful sperg in your face “Fuck you saps”.

            • Ulixes Orobar says:

              “Are you a sperg? Do you only wear black? Do normies distrust you? Here, just wear this tye dye shirt. It’s based! They won’t even know your power level!”

              It’s like you’re telepathic or something!
              Here’s the thing. My visual cortex gets off on pretty colours, but the whole tye-dye aesthetic doesn’t go well with my melancholic temperament. Do you have any secretly based crypto-thal shirts for guys who can’t into euthymia?

            • Lizard King says:

              That’s what I’m trying to think up. God Emperor Boneflour put up a shirt that just says “Nobilid.” on it. I’m trying to think of something more subtle. Like something that looks like a band t-shirt.

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