The esoteric Alt-Right uniform

White dress shirt, red tie, gray pants, black shoes and belt. It’s the Anti-LARP, while retaining the unconscious triggering.

Red tie on white shirt recalls St. George’s cross and the New Republican Party, gray pants recall Civil War, and my sartorial committee insists on black shoes and belt. And the best part is, ITZ all plausibly deniable. “It’s just a tie bro!” Business clothes imply vry srs, and this is already how white people in the middle and lower-middle classes are inclined to dress up, so it’s also a badwhite class signifier (obviously use a double-windsor knot with a big, fat Republican red tie, skinny ties BTFO).

And you are out of uniform if you don’t have the whitest skin, which recalls TayGoddess and the NEET lyfe. We love you EbolaSwift! y u no thx 4 tendies i sent?

If I open an esoteric Alt-Right club, the dress code will be heavily inspired by this with some variations allowed. Dads with whiglets will be allowed to wear white socks with sandals and cargo pants because it’s only natural for them (and comfortable!), but they must still wear the shirt and tie.

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15 Responses to The esoteric Alt-Right uniform

  1. Lizard King says:

    Ew, no brown shoes. Black shoes and belt.

    Also, yes on the double windsor. It is easily the best tie knot.

  2. Frontier says:

    Pics or GTFO

  3. Solid says:

    Too formal. The fight will be won in the streets. Ties are too easy to get yourself choked upon and that clothing sucks if the fight gets brutal or goes tactical.

  4. Ø says:

    >Dads with whiglets will be allowed to wear white socks with sandals and cargo pants because it’s only natural for them (and comfortable!), but they must still wear the shirt and tie.

    Kek

  5. Lizard King says:

    You know, I always get lots of compliments when I wear a red tie.

    Btw Aeoli, this outfit (minus the gross brown shoes and belt) is my go-to for business casual functions. So, get outta ma head.

  6. rusty fife says:

    With respect to black vs brown; read “Dress the Man” by some faggot. Black or brown is based on your hair color (contrast). If you have black hair or dark brown hair and fair skin, then black; otherwise, brown.

    Stop wearing crappy modern styled shoes. The color is off; the dressy version of brown for wear with grey is ox blood. Look up the traditional manufacturers of each class of shoe: Redwing Heritage Collection for dress boots/shoes (ox blood); GH Bass for loafers/weejuns (oxblood); and Sperry’s for boat shoes (tobacco brown).

    There is an UMC thing about not wearing brown after dark; I an uncertain whether ox blood counts as brown. Someone who grew up in the civilian world can probably enlighten better.

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