Dating market value test results

I took Heartiste’s SMV test for men and scored a 5, Classic Beta. “You catch some girls’ eyes, usually the ones you don’t want. Try not to make fatty fucking a lifestyle.”

For my own reference I’ve included parenthetical notes on areas that could be improved. I need 10 points to cross the “Alpha rubicon” and I believe there are 16 potential points for improvement. A ten-point increase would require a massive effort but it’s far from impossible. Some areas, like IQ, the score can’t be improved (even by drunkenness).

Scoring and notes:

1) +1
2) +1
3) +1
4) +1
5) -1
6) 0 (How much money do you make? Could get to over $90K and 40 to 55 years old.)
7) 0 (Do you have a car? Could get motorcycle.)
8) 0
9) 0 (Have you ever played a leading role in a team sport? Could do this in a Rec co-ed sport.)
10) 0 (What is your occupation? Could become successful writer.)
11) 0 (How many friends do you have? Internet friends don’t count, and I could do better a better job of networking.)
12) -1
13) -1 (When was the last time you went to a house party? Assuming Bible study group game night doesn’t count. Could make an effort here, fuckin hate parties though.)
14) 0 (Have people besides your family called you funny? Should study comedy and build up a repertoire of jokes.)
15) 0
16) 0 (At a party, which happens first – you approach someone or someone approaches you? Could go in looking to make new friends, introduce people to each other, etc.)
17) 0 (Have you ever been in a serious fight where real punches were thrown and you felt like you wanted to kill your opponent(s)? Could still get into ring fighting for old folks.)
18) 0 (Have you ever been arrested? Could learn enough to lie to SWPLs.)
19) 0 (You are on a second date with a girl. You go to kiss her. She turns her cheek to you and says “Slow down, I’m not that kind of girl.”*** Need both Game and Inner Game here.) 20) 0 (You’re chatting up a pretty girl you just met in a bar. After a few minutes she asks you to buy her a drink.*** Need to work on superiority complex.)
21) 0 (You’ve just met a cute girl in a club and have been talking with her for five minutes when she abruptly changes the topic to a raunchy conversation about her multiorgasmic ability.*** Need to work on pointed teasing and outright cutting humor for when playful teasing doesn’t cut it.)
22) 0 (The pickup has been going well. Later in the night she leans in and begins making out with you passionately. You feel like a king and your jeans suddenly feel much tighter.*** Don’t know how to improve inner Game here, honestly.)
23) +1
24) 0 (Who do you address first? Need to work on my energy level and being much louder in general.)
25) +1
26) +1
27) +1

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32 Responses to Dating market value test results

  1. spigot says:

    How do you pay attention to this unbearably vulgar shit? This is not a rhetorical question, I’m genuinely interested.

  2. Akuma says:

    “13) -1 (When was the last time you went to a house party? Assuming Bible study group game night doesn’t count. Could make an effort here, fuckin hate parties though.)”

    Theres always Camp Bisco (http://campbisco.com/)

  3. Egyptian says:

    “18) 0 (Have you ever been arrested? Could learn enough to lie to SWPLs.)”

    The way this raises your value is not through information exchange where the SWPLs think you’re cooler once they know you’ve been arrested. That question is there to test wether you are the kind of person who would naturally engage in a behaviour that could get them arrested. That’s my 2 cents on that.

    Also, I believe that God talks to people through your posts, as He has definitely addressed me and answered some questions that I asked Him directly, on multiple occasions. Thanks for that. Stay grounded, stay humble and keep grinding. Efforts in the right direction will not go wasted, regardless of the crap you get from some neurotic readers. – Egyptian

    • Akuma says:

      Its more than that. They are testing to see whether you can make a good a fall guy. The game response is: “Im not stupid enough to get caught.” However, the SWPLs will read this as you not being open and honest and hiding something. Its only really a good line to use on a girl thats shit testing you with the jail comment. The best reaction for extreme ownerships sake is to disengage. These are the type of people who will blow a gasket if you repeat back to them verbatim what they just said to you.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      Right on dude. If God is talking to you it’s because he loves you, ignore that cue at your own peril.

      >The way this raises your value is not through information exchange where the SWPLs think you’re cooler once they know you’ve been arrested. That question is there to test wether you are the kind of person who would naturally engage in a behaviour that could get them arrested. That’s my 2 cents on that.

      I typically trust your instincts but I have reason to disagree here. Might become today’s shitpost later.

      • everlastingphelps says:

        I’ve been arrested. Here’s how to fake it.

        1) You were arrested for something mundane, like unpaid parking tickets. (That was actually me.) You don’t want to be faking something that’s serious, because you’ll have to know serious details, and could get yourself crossways with someone who has been arrested for something serious.

        2) It’s no big deal. That’s both the Game way to play it, and the real thing. “Yeah, I was in overnight. The cops were real cool about it. One of them even apologized for arresting me. Talked to the judge, paid some money, got out.

        3) Stupid detail to sell it: “Turns out, if you get arrested before midnight but after whenever they close, you get two days Time Served taken off your ticket, before and after midnight. I got $300 off each ticket for listening to some Mexican dude talk about how he didn’t even hit her that hard for seven hours.”

  4. Akuma says:

    “17) 0 (Have you ever been in a serious fight where real punches were thrown and you felt like you wanted to kill your opponent(s)? Could still get into ring fighting for old folks.)”

    Yes, many. There were a couple with weapons involved. This is why I find the concept of the Dread Ilk so incredulous.

  5. Tom Kratman says:

    I’ve never found that CH SMV test especially persuasive, and I can say _that_ from a position of considerable strength, too. Why not? In the first place, it’s not only very US (and maybe UK) centric, but addresses only a relatively small part of the cultures – cities, basically – of these places. Secondly, it seems to me to completely misunderstand women, from _any_ ethnicity or culture.

    Here’s a clue: We’re sight-hunters but women are bloodhounds. Doesn’t really matter all that much how much money you have, how you look, any of those material factors. Those, interesting eyes, the ability to sing, only get you in a position for what does matter. What matters most is how you smell to them. I joke, well, half joke, about them having little DNA analyzers in with their pituitaries, which analyzers tell them if your genes and their genes make for acceptable or superior babies. It’s close enough to true to run with it. Doesn’t matter either if they’re interested at the moment in having babies. If you smell right, you’re in.

    Here’s a trick for you. imagine you’re chatting up a girl and have been talking for, oh, say, ten minutes. Find an excuse to pat her cheek. If she leans into it, forget further talk, Stand up, throw her over your shoulder, and carry her off to a bed. If she does not, give it a dismissive pat, make a polite goodbye (it’s always possible she has a stuffed nose and so cannot respond to smells, so no need to burn bridges; besides, it’s not personal, she’s _hard_wired_ to act that way, not her fault and no reflection on you) and go look for a different likely candidate. Efficiency in getting laid involves not wasting time on the ones not interested, knowing that there’s always another one out there who will be.

  6. everlastingphelps says:

    On 14, don’t bother with traditional comedy. It’s not like stand up guys get a lot of ass. Practice wit, which is what it really means. It’s just a variant of game — changing frames, negs, etc. If you need to practice it (and saying it outloud is the hardest part) practice with the Idiot Box.

    The trick is to learn which ones will land, and which ones are stupid shit that’s only funny to you. That’s going to require human interaction, but when you learn which ones NOT to say, you’re there.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      My wit is pretty okay in reaction to other things, the problem I mostly run into is I don’t have enough canned material to drive a conversation with social retards who put forth zero effort. It gets frustrating to tell (supposed) adults “Now it’s your turn to say something. That’s how conversation works.” It’s as if people (girls particularly, but all Millennials really) are so accustomed to sitting in the audience being entertained that they’ve lost any sense of personality.

      • everlastingphelps says:

        Ahh.

        Don’t try to fill silences. Just let there be silence until she starts talking. She’ll start asking you questions. (That flips the script and forces her to start chasing you.) The less you say the better.

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