Saint Trump

H/T Steve Sailer:

Forbes 400 2017: Meet The Richest People In America

OCT 17, 2017 @ 07:45 AM

By Kerry A. Dolan and Luisa Kroll

It was another record year for the wealthiest people in America, as the price of admission to the country’s most exclusive club jumped nearly 18%. …

Every person in the top 10 got at least $1 billion richer in the past year. Number one for the 24th consecutive year is Bill Gates, who is now worth $89 billion, up $8 billion from a year ago. Amazon’s Jeff Bezos, whose fortune rose $14.5 billion in a year, retains the number two spot for the second consecutive year with a net worth of $81.5 billion, while Warren Buffett holds onto the number 3 spot. His net worth increased by $12.5 billion, despite giving away more than $3 billion of Berkshire-Hathaway stock in July. The biggest gainer (in dollar terms) is Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg. His fortune jumped $15.5 billion, but in a crazy year like this one, it’s only good enough for him to hold onto his ranking as fourth richest.

Gainers (there were 289) since last year’s list outnumbered losers (just 51) by more than five to one. A strong stock market was the main reason for this record-breaking year. The S&P 500, for instance, was up roughly 17% in the 12 months since the 2016 Forbes 400 list.

The most notable loser was President Donald Trump, whose fortune fell $600 million to $3.1 billion. A tough New York real estate market, particularly for retail locations; a costly lawsuit and an expensive presidential campaign all contributed to the declining fortune of the 45th president.

What kind of character does it take for a billionaire to buck the trend of stacking billions on billions to lose hundreds of millions in just one year? All of those billionaires at the top want America dead, and when Trump looked down and said “No” they shut him out of their elitist club. A little compare and contrast for ya.

These types never, ever learn the age-old lesson: they can censor the Truth and ostracize Truespeakers all they want, but the Truth never stays subdued for long. The Truth’s dominion is encompassing and irrepressible. If you strike down ten of us today, a hundred more will rise tomorrow, angrier and more vengeful than the martyrs they followed. Each iteration of censorship by the ruling elite begets a bigger army of the censored.

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Shut It Down!

Trump is a great man who’s given his fortune, his social network, and his sacred reputation to a nation of spiteful ingrates, to give the working classes in America the hope we need and maybe an extra decade to save ourselves. ITZ still coming, but we almost had it already with Hilldawg. He had so much more to lose than any of us can understand, and he could have gone out in a haze of platitudes and drugs like so many other baby boomers. Instead, he took to heart what Jesus said to the rich young ruler:

The Rich and the Kingdom of God

18 A certain ruler asked him, “Good teacher, what must I do to inherit eternal life?”

19 “Why do you call me good?” Jesus answered. “No one is good—except God alone. 20 You know the commandments: ‘You shall not commit adultery, you shall not murder, you shall not steal, you shall not give false testimony, honor your father and mother.’[a]”

21 “All these I have kept since I was a boy,” he said.

22 When Jesus heard this, he said to him, “You still lack one thing. Sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

23 When he heard this, he became very sad, because he was very wealthy. 24 Jesus looked at him and said, “How hard it is for the rich to enter the kingdom of God! 25 Indeed, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

26 Those who heard this asked, “Who then can be saved?”

27 Jesus replied, “What is impossible with man is possible with God.”

28 Peter said to him, “We have left all we had to follow you!”

29 “Truly I tell you,” Jesus said to them, “no one who has left home or wife or brothers or sisters or parents or children for the sake of the kingdom of God 30 will fail to receive many times as much in this age, and in the age to come eternal life.”

Like Saint Brevik, Donald Trump has given more than any of us would even know how to hang onto. Therefore, the man is a saint, lacking only the existence of a Christian pope to canonize him.


Cue the screeching of the Gammas.

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4 Responses to Saint Trump

  1. Ø says:

    I think der Trumpenfuhrer is a narcissistic ass and high IQ extraverted sensualist who probably witnessed the truth at some point in midlife, though that’s just a hunch (probably after seeing something he didn’t like at some NY cocktail party à la the opening scene of Eyes Wide Shut but I’m guessing his case would be more extreme than some random OD-ing hooker, this being real life after all. Again, just a hunch). He seems to have waited until the opportune moment (late in life, full of experience with and knowledge of the System, and with his mental faculties still fully intact) to make a serious run for presidency, though he obviously flirted casually with the idea throughout his whole lifetime.

    It was obvious to me that he was legit about ten seconds into the beginning of his campaign (you don’t say the kind of shit he was saying and expect to win anything in America, at least not before 2016). Late in the game I felt like he’d have it in the bag by ~50 or so electoral votes, though I didn’t see him bulldozing quite as many of the swing states in the upper midwest like he did (It felt like Hilshit would get Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, and I was a kind of iffy on Michigan). I still regret not betting any ca$h m0ney on him, though I was too heavily engrossed in memes and shitposting and autism to do so.

    He’s the very unique kind of man who’s narcissistic enough to want statues of himself built when he dies, but who also happens to legitimately give half a damn about the proles who are going to build them. He’s also unique among billionaires for having high trait narcissism and high trait Machiavellianism–but nonexistent trait psychopathy. Either way, I think he’s bought us pleb cavalry some time.

    • Mocheirge says:

      “Everyone knows, of course, Hillary’s belief that, ‘It takes a village,’ which only makes sense, after all, in places like Haiti, where she’s taken a number of them.” — Trump at the Al Smith dinner

      Trump definitely had some sort of EWS moment in the past.

  2. Son of Distant Trebizond says:

    “Let them say I lived in the Time of The Donald”

    Even the likes of Titus Pullo can be remembered for a little while….

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