Everybody is black pilling about the spending bill, even le Chateau, the greatest writer of our generation. Look guys, I’m the OG black pill. I was black pilled back in 2007 when I blogged on Xanga, before anybody had ever heard of Omega males. I’m a fuckin’ connoisseur of black pills. This may be your first real trip, but it’s not mine. Try to chill out and just ride the cortisol for a few days.
Remember, this is the president who solved the North Korean missile crisis just two weeks ago. “Or,” as a Great Man once said, “you can deadlift and get over it.”