Some days in clown world it feels like we’re living inside a Zen koan.
On an almost-completely unrelated note, it is even more amusing to see that the Pakistani mayor of London actually implemented a policy that had hitherto been a joke among the pro-gun crowd. Is it time to start the National Butterknife Association?
Motto: Knives don’t kill people. People kill people.
On the plus side, the knife controllers won’t have to pry any knives out of cold dead hands, since the butter tends to make them a little more slippery.
It’s time for common sense board-with-nail laws. I’m sure the local “Asian” gangs agree. It probably makes them uncomfortable to imagine angry men holding boards with nails as they’re kidnapping thousands upon thousands of local children for sex slavery.
Remember, the important thing in life is that no one gets angry that thousands upon thousands of children are being kidnapped for a life of continual, violent rape by angry foreign men who hate them, because it’s the future and division is not Who We Are.