Soylent Grin

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Definition: A Soylent Grin is the canned grimace of a soyboy who learns soylent green is people, and doesn’t even bother to feign horror before returning to his consumption.

He knows his fate is to be eaten in turn by the next generation of soyboys, each generation more neotenous and precocious in its development trajectory than the last (ending in the theoretical “Soy Singularity” where infants feed on each other in the womb). In the extreme case, he even takes a perverse pleasure in his consumption because he feels that in cannibalizing the next generation’s future this “time paradox” will break the chain of causality which dooms his subspecies. This understanding of causality can probably be explained by R-selection, which produces an IQ approaching that of an unmixed homo sapiens sapiens in sub-Saharan Africa; to wit, about 65. If you look too long into his gaping maw, you will see the abyss of his soul looking back.

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20 Responses to Soylent Grin

  1. SirHamster says:

    > He knows his fate is to be eaten in turn by the next generation of soyboys, each generation more neotenous and precocious in its development trajectory than the last (ending in the theoretical “Soy Singularity” where infants feed on each other in the womb).

    Contrast with “drink my blood, eat my flesh”.

    The difference I see is that the soyboy is desperate to be eaten last – thus the neurotic conformity to perceived public opinion, blown back and forth like a leaf on the wind. Present as a non-target and hope to live.

    The K-master embraces death and acts to be eaten first, that the rest may live.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      >Contrast with “drink my blood, eat my flesh”.

      Precisely the contrast I had in mind. It’s rare to find someone else who understands the symbolism behind cannibalizing Christ.

      • SirHamster says:

        And of course, the kicker: “Whoever finds his life will lose it, and whoever loses his life for my sake will find it.”

        Soyboys never live. The one who dies, lives forever.

  2. Ø says:

    The “soy grin” is really more of a silent scream.

    • Ø says:

      Most white soyboys are directly and recently descended from true Bible-believing Christians and would freak the fuck out if they realized they were committing cannibalism.

      • Ø says:

        The city-dwelling soyboy is more desensitized than the ruralite chad, but at this point the former would still lose his shit if he realized he was eating people.

        The frog is being boiled slowly, but the heat isn’t up quite that high yet.

      • Aeoli Pera says:

        True, most are not so far gone in the dopamine spiral that they have literally zero future anxiety.

      • bicebicebcie says:

        “I don’t care if the Mcpinksludge is children, if that is what makes it taste so good then i’ll eat it”. http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/08/02/police-make-arrest-decade-old-case-teen-girl-killed-body-put-kebab-meat/,

        And of course pizzagate. Soyboys are eating children, whereas They just put the snipsnip on the grill, kosher bacon.

        They are not freaking out, they are not stopping. They are loving it. Fastfood is not only a ploy to the destroy the family, it also contains family, literally. it really escalated pretty dang fast imo. Civnat (multiculturalism under another name), “racist” whites marrying asians and eating white children spawning mongoloid broods. AM I BEING TO BLACKPILLED AND/OR EXTREME HERE OR WHAT? What happened to my A.I comment? Virtual people have virtual places to go and virtual errands to run, and soon you will be forced to chauffeur them around for a pound of soy-sludge per day If you are a good boy you get the upgrayde version with cockroaches and grasshoppers, and a Brawndo.

        Sapes, not even once.

        • Aeoli Pera says:

          >What happened to my A.I comment?

          Replies to deleted comments are automatically lost as well, sorry.

          • bicebicebcie says:

            I figured! Also realized I posted the wrong video, even tho they are both about the same thing. All women can compete with take out if they put children in the food. *melon freeze frame* – cue the soylent. Sapes belong to their masters.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      Yup. Even the most positive interpretation of the semiotic would say so.

  3. Patrick says:

    The first paragraph was legendary post-worthy.

  4. Jordy LaFrog Peterson's Fully Automated Mecha-Dragonslayer says:

    Shit. That was pretty intense. I like it!

  5. Rime says:

    Worthy of Heartiste.

  6. glosoli says:

    https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:6409755826554273792

    That should take you to a recent Tex post with the following classic line:

    ‘Does this mean Jeffrey Dahmer proved he wasn’t retarded by eating others instead of being eaten? Anthropologists would have you think so.’

    Dahmer was 1/4 Japanese, lovely guy, very very cultured indeed.

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