Comment moderation is now on

That means you’re going to have to wait until I get to it to see your comments appear. Usually that’s only a couple of hours, but it won’t always be.

I’d like to take a moment for a big “I told you so”. If I tell you someone is a predatory madman and I don’t want you to start talking to them on Skype (Nottuh), you don’t actually have to check things out for yourself. I know it makes you feel like a mindless, authority-worshiping spherecuck to take my word for it, but there are areas where I actually do know better than most people and sometimes it’s also important.

Not that anyone has ever, in my entire life, listened to one of my warnings. Everybody’s gotta wait until Akuma starts talking about laser removal of the hair from my genitals before they’re like “Maybe this guy is out of his mind. (I feel like I heard that somewhere.)” Same goes for moderation and escalation: if I’m going to mistreat you to change your behavior, it’s going to be preceded by about a hundred warnings explaining X will happen if you continue to Y. Don’t think this is just due to a fear of escalation, it’s actually that I’m an insanely reasonable and longsuffering person (as we’ve all seen).

Sometimes I think no one believes me because I don’t speak or write forcefully enough, but I’ve seen some remarkable counterexamples. It’s also been genuinely surprising to learn there are at least three separate people willing to write ten 1000-word comments multiple times a day just to waste the five seconds of my time it takes to delete each one. It’s quite flattering, if equally annoying.

I need to nip something in the bud too. Akuma’s been trying to meme that this site is moving to aeolipera.com, which is some kind of SEO’d clone site he’s been running for three or four years. Correction: I got this confused with aeolipera-wordpress.com, which is a different SEO’d clone site. Akuma only very recently bought aeolipera.com. I don’t know what his next plan to smear shit on everything will be, so if you’re getting weird e-mails about a move or something…please let me know or at least exercise a little sense.

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13 Responses to Comment moderation is now on

  1. bicebicebice says:

    I think setting up what I sugested could be a good move, it could also be that you are big enough to be a “threat” and it isn’t just trollman doing it alone. That means you made it :D!

    you have my dollar (and my axe).

    • Boneflour says:

      Seconded. Of course KRATMAN MUST APOLOGIZE will pay money to comment, the point is that he will be paying $5 for you to ban him and delete comments… instead of you doing it for free.

      Paid whitelist means fewer sock accounts to auto-delete, and you can buy a nice Christian McCafe while you do it. Delete by account is faster than delete each post.

    • SirHamster says:

      Beat me to it. Ankle-biters as a symptom of growing success.

      Keep at it, Aeoli.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      >I think setting up what I sugested could be a good move, it could also be that you are big enough to be a “threat” and it isn’t just trollman doing it alone.

      I’m considering it. And there appear to be three of them: Akuma, Doompony, and some guy obsessed with red jew cows.

      >That means you made it :D!

      It’s not lonely at the top so much as endlessly annoying.

      >you have my dollar (and my axe)

      That’s almost as fun to say as KRATMAN MUST APOLOGIZE SWOG MUST APOLOGIZE.

  2. everlastingphelps says:

    Hey, I listened. Of course, I was one of the ones who abided when you did the whole Three Day Silence thing.

    Maybe I’m the only one here without something to prove.

  3. Jordy LaFrog Peterson's Fully Automated Mecha-Dragonslayer says:

    I find it interesting that people actually hate you enough to spend money on making you look bad. It’s not interesting enough to make visiting that fake site worth it, though. Even if there isn’t malware, assume that there is just to be safe.

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  5. Post Alley Crackpot says:

    “… wait until Akuma starts talking about laser removal of the hair from my genitals …”

    … dafuq did I just read …

    NO WE DO NOT WANT PICTURES

    :-)

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