A realization

I’d previously used purse dogs as a red flag for girls who are insane and probably on head meds. Later, I learned that they’re literally all on head meds, regardless of purse dogs, big dogs, or no dogs, so it’s a useless heuristic. Then I realized that when a woman wants to rescue a pitbull by bringing it into her house, she is acting out her suppressed sexual drive to have sex with paroled felons. So when a woman likes big dogs and big animals in general, it just means that she has an unrepressed sex drive. Whereas, when a woman likes small dogs, it’s because she’s pretending to have children and would probably prefer to date a neutered soiboi so she can mother him. And so, what this indicates to me is that I was almost but not quite correct: A purse dog is a signal that a girl is taking birth control pills.