Social media hit service for firing incompetents from key government positions

I was just thinking through tenuous future plans and my position here at a far-East transplant corporation in Michigan. They’ll be fine in years to come, regardless of how Detroit and America get. So as long as there’s any money to be made in this area there will be an office. All I have to do is perform at a mediocre level and avoid coming to the attention of HR for any reason. I’ve had two people at HQ report me to their bosses for jokes (not inappropriate jokes, mind, just the temerity to joke at all—HQ is a heady place), but so far no reports to HR that I know of.

Anyway, my general plan is, if possible, to own the joint through seniority. The company is very 2nd-world so Americans tend to be offended by a lot of it and quit. Especially the Millenials. Basically, in ten years there’s a strong possibility I’ll be the only person in this area with 10 years of experience, making me first sergeant to whatever 20-year schmuck they send out this way. I won’t be making a ton of money but I’ll have a decent position of local power over infrastructure choices. This has been my plan for about a year now. But I had a thought about it.

My job is about halfway between private sector and government work. You can sleep on the job but you can’t get caught, is how I would characterize that. And in government and pseudogovernment work, we’re rapidly approaching a situation where the only way you can actually fire someone is through social media scandals. A civil servant can sleep on the job for 20 years and never be fired, but one wrong tweet and he’s gone because “it looks bad” and that overrules all other legal considerations.

Therefore I foresee a service where you can hire outside help to whip up some decades’ old rape charges, SEO it on Twitter and such, and use this to help fire incompetent people from key positions. Basically a career hitman service. The other possibility is that Western men will both A) grow some balls and B) cooperate with each other at the expense of their individual sexual success, so I think it’s pretty safe to predict the power of wamen will continue to spiral until it is checked by de facto enslavement to the Chinese. I’ll continue sounding the alarm but I’m figuring on the gates remaining open like a thot’s legs on Instagram.

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12 Responses to Social media hit service for firing incompetents from key government positions

  1. I knew a guy who was working along a similar idea though for what one might call “legit aims.”
    http://citizenintelligence.org

    I see there’s another citizen intelligence program out there but i haven’t heard yet if it’s related to or forked from his work.

  2. fuzziewuzziebear says:

    It would come as a shock to out opponents if they saw that two could play at their game.

  3. Patrick says:

    Wow you’ve turned into such an enormous piece of shit that it amuses me greatly

  4. Ø says:

    >yfw future presidents get sworn in they have to wear the doggie filter

  5. Ø says:

    *from Snapchat

  6. Aeoli Pera says:

    >I knew a guy who was working along a similar idea

    Glad you made that jump so quickly.

  7. Aeoli Pera says:

    >It would come as a shock to out opponents if they saw that two could play at their game.

    It’s no use complaining about the use of poison gas.

  8. Aeoli Pera says:

    >Wow you’ve turned into such an enormous piece of shit that it amuses me greatly

    I’d caution against taking pleasure in that sort of thing.

  9. Aeoli Pera says:

    >yfw future presidents get sworn in they have to wear the doggie filter

    Many such cases!

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