I tried my hand at rhetoric again. Please grade the effort.
Update: prefc notes, Student gets into Stanford after writing #BlackLivesMatter on application 100 times. Is it real? If I were a writer at the Onion these days I’d quit, normie reality has gone full Poe’s Law.
Aeoli Pera 
Absolutely awful, consider something besides Arial font over stock photos
>Absolutely awful, consider something besides Arial font over stock photos
Hmm, the stock photos were intended to be part of the joke. I’ll keep trying.
Try this format:
https://imgur.com/a/jbzhuZ0
Literalism
Me
“Is this meme magic?”
Meme magic = Melon Magikkk
It is not in the nature of your kind to be good at this. Stick to petroglyphs of goats and stuff.