H/T iSteve (backup screenshot for eventual deplatforming):
-The guy on the right looks more infantile than a modern 20-year-old soyboy, which I wouldn’t have thought possible. Eyes like saucers as far apart as possible for absolutely small overall facial dimensions, for maximum group-level sympathy. He looks like a baby with a neckbeard.
-Wavy hair and Nordic features on the left, frizzy hair on the right. The features on the right are indeterminate, but I expect that under normal hormonal development a gerontomorphic expression of the same genotype would be distinctly Mediterranean, probably mixed with African.
-To some extent, it’s unavoidable that we’re comparing apples and oranges here because the former image was selected specifically as a masterwork, whereas the latter could have been a student hitting the minimum for his general education requirements. However, it seems more likely that the latter was meant to resemble a real person, and not the sort of person you’d want holding the shield to your right when the Gauls charge.
-One imagines the former man experiencing a range, intensity, and subtlety of emotions that would appear as psychosis to the latter man, whom we imagine in his most reflective moment to be holding a red Solo cup and wondering where the white bitches at.