How to troll Neo-Confederate LARPers

When they’re describing their beautiful dreams, ask why they think their Chinese overseers should prefer to change the status quo, enslaving Yankee labor under Southron capital rather than the reverse. If you want to be a real asshole about it, encourage them to put together a pitch deck.

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10 Responses to How to troll Neo-Confederate LARPers

  1. bicebicebice says:

    Speak English please t.not a neocon

  2. everlastingphelps says:

    Indeed, I’m afraid I wasn’t able to follow your banter.

  3. Schrödinger's Psych Evaluation says:

    What’s a pitch deck? These LARPers have Chinese overseers?! Why do they want their Chinese overseers to help them enslave all of the damn Yankees? Why do they describe their beautiful dreams? Why would anyone want to whip up a violent whirlwind of neo-Confederate butt-frustration? I have so many questions!

  4. Heaviside says:

    Japan already runs factories in the South.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      The difference being, I’d be (relatively) comfortable taking an angle grinder to something in a Japanese factory as part of my White Zion Revolution, but doing that in a Chinese-owned factory is liable to bring the wrong kind of attention on New Albion.

  5. Aeoli Pera says:

    >What’s a pitch deck?

    A powerpoint presentation for potential investors.

    >These LARPers have Chinese overseers?!

    Many, yes, and even more will by the time they work up the nerve to engage in petty sabotage (e.g. throwing nails in driveways).

    >Why do they want their Chinese overseers to help them enslave all of the damn Yankees?

    Because the Chinese need to make a profit on their acquisitions and they aren’t keen on minorities. The alternative is to put millions of Chinese or SE Asians in American factories, which is actually worse.

    >Why do they describe their beautiful dreams?

    Because WINNARZ.

    >Why would anyone want to whip up a violent whirlwind of neo-Confederate butt-frustration?

    Because their children don’t understand what chickenhawks they are yet. It would be better if Neo-Confederates were controlled opposition.

  6. Post Alley Crackpot says:

    “Sonnnnnn, whutchu talkin’ about?” :-)

    It ain’t over ’til someone translates “Sweet Home Alabama” into Chinese and it actually sounds good.

    Someone’s probably already translated it into Canadian where it’s called “Sweet Home Alberta” …

    In Calgary they love the Premier … ooh, oooh, oooh. :-)

  7. Schrödinger's Psych Evaluation says:

    @Post Alley Crackpot

    I’ll sing it in Engrish, remix it, and sell copies of it throughout the Far East if the Chinese will let me have my “high-trust society” with “nice neighborhoods” and “good schools” and so forth.

  8. Heaviside says:

    >The difference being, I’d be (relatively) comfortable taking an angle grinder to something in a Japanese factory as part of my White Zion Revolution, but doing that in a Chinese-owned factory is liable to bring the wrong kind of attention on New Albion.

    Yeah, you’d be comfortable leaving your white brothers unemployed and dying of drug addiction.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      That’s assumed in the imaginary universe where I think it’s a good idea to do this in the first place. In reality I think it’s a poor idea to burn your own neighborhood in response to a slight. We need our weave.

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