The most important post I’ve ever written

Here’s how I’d rank the girls from Evangelion:

1. Misato
2. Yui
3. Asuka
4. Class rep girl
5. Mari
6. Ritsuko
7. Rei
8. That mousey lesbian tech that’s in love with Ritsuko

You may have different opinions, and that’s fine, but you’re wrong.

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14 Responses to The most important post I’ve ever written

  1. Boneflour says:

    Holy cow, there are so many Evangelions now. There’s a tetraology?

  2. Obadiah says:

    “I can’t pilot the robot unless I have unprotected sex with my handler every night and am also allowed to have unlimited access to her supply of alcohol!”

    ^Me at age 15 in Shinji’s position

    Humanity would’ve been doomed

  3. Obadiah says:

    My young teenage self would seriously not have been an effective pilot unless NERV made some pretty significant revisions to the dress code for their female personnel. No more skintight body suits

    Radio: “Alright, Obadiah we’ve got the angel lined up in your sights, now is the moment of truth! Quickly, fire the laser cannon!”

    *Faint fapping sounds can be heard on radio*

  4. Obadiah says:

    I guess that confused sexual tension is probably a big theme of the show. It’s another one that I’ve never watched.

  5. Obadiah says:

    Also Asuka is best girl based on my scientific observations.

  6. Obadiah says:

    “I can’t pilot the robot unless I have unprotected sex with my handler every night and am also allowed to have unlimited access to her supply of alcohol!”

    ^This actually isn’t even really an unreasonable demand. Don’t put me in a close-quarters ‘husband and wife’ situation with an affectionate, pretty girl, and expect me to perform a high-responsibility adult job at an elite level all the while denying me all the actual perks of adulthood.

    I guess that’s also probably what the show is kind of about.

  7. Obadiah says:

    “Humanity would’ve been doomed”

    This is also probably the point of the show.

    Unless we respond to the Christian meme.

  8. Obadiah says:

    https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villainstournament/images/3/32/SEELE_Human_Instrumentality_Committee.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190430232758

    SEELE Cabal, left to right:

    Shlomo Shekelstein
    Pedophile Technocrat Elite
    Out-of-Sight Mitteleuropean Elite/Habsburgs
    Out-of-Sight Anglo-Murrican elite/Freemasons

    Keel Lorenz appears to be Satan assuming human form (as with King of Tyre)

  9. Obadiah says:

    I guess the third guy from the left is black, making him the out-of-sight elite of Efrika

  10. Obadiah says:

    Still looks like Nietzsche, and still appears to symbolize Godless nihilism

  11. Heaviside says:

    Your taste is SHIT. Delete this blog and go into hiding before you embarrass yourself further.

  12. Odious says:

    I was skeptical of some things on this blog until this post. This perfect, perfect post. It alone has convinced me that you must be right about everything else, a sort of reverse Gell-Mann effect.

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