Here’s how I’d rank the girls from Evangelion:
1. Misato
2. Yui
3. Asuka
4. Class rep girl
5. Mari
6. Ritsuko
7. Rei
8. That mousey lesbian tech that’s in love with Ritsuko
You may have different opinions, and that’s fine, but you’re wrong.
Here’s how I’d rank the girls from Evangelion:
1. Misato
2. Yui
3. Asuka
4. Class rep girl
5. Mari
6. Ritsuko
7. Rei
8. That mousey lesbian tech that’s in love with Ritsuko
You may have different opinions, and that’s fine, but you’re wrong.
Holy cow, there are so many Evangelions now. There’s a tetraology?
“I can’t pilot the robot unless I have unprotected sex with my handler every night and am also allowed to have unlimited access to her supply of alcohol!”
^Me at age 15 in Shinji’s position
Humanity would’ve been doomed
My young teenage self would seriously not have been an effective pilot unless NERV made some pretty significant revisions to the dress code for their female personnel. No more skintight body suits
Radio: “Alright, Obadiah we’ve got the angel lined up in your sights, now is the moment of truth! Quickly, fire the laser cannon!”
*Faint fapping sounds can be heard on radio*
I guess that confused sexual tension is probably a big theme of the show. It’s another one that I’ve never watched.
Also Asuka is best girl based on my scientific observations.
This is why the melonboon cannot rise to peak performance, represented in the ideal form of Misato-san.
“I can’t pilot the robot unless I have unprotected sex with my handler every night and am also allowed to have unlimited access to her supply of alcohol!”
^This actually isn’t even really an unreasonable demand. Don’t put me in a close-quarters ‘husband and wife’ situation with an affectionate, pretty girl, and expect me to perform a high-responsibility adult job at an elite level all the while denying me all the actual perks of adulthood.
I guess that’s also probably what the show is kind of about.
“Humanity would’ve been doomed”
This is also probably the point of the show.
Unless we respond to the Christian meme.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villainstournament/images/3/32/SEELE_Human_Instrumentality_Committee.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190430232758
SEELE Cabal, left to right:
Shlomo Shekelstein
Pedophile Technocrat Elite
Out-of-Sight Mitteleuropean Elite/Habsburgs
Out-of-Sight Anglo-Murrican elite/Freemasons
Keel Lorenz appears to be Satan assuming human form (as with King of Tyre)
I guess the third guy from the left is black, making him the out-of-sight elite of Efrika
Still looks like Nietzsche, and still appears to symbolize Godless nihilism
Your taste is SHIT. Delete this blog and go into hiding before you embarrass yourself further.
I know it hurts that Kaji will never love you the way you love him, but you need to stop lashing out like this.
I was skeptical of some things on this blog until this post. This perfect, perfect post. It alone has convinced me that you must be right about everything else, a sort of reverse Gell-Mann effect.
Pingback: Further progress on the most important intellectual discussion of our time | Aeoli Pera