The neanderthal supremacy theory of melonhead origins

An alternative theory for melonheads that’s floating around out there is that melonheads are merely the gracilized modern form of neanderthal-sapiens hybrids, probably arising from the Amud strain. This theory has a couple of strong points in its favor.

The family resemblance is uncanny, which is a fact any theory of neanderthals and melonheads has to contend with. As Obadiah once pointed out, melonheads aRe Real autists when you get down to it. It could well be that the distinction between machiavellian sociopathy and what Hans Asperger called “autistic psychopathy” may be a more of a spectrum than a categorical difference. The genetic distance between neanderthals and modern humans could serve to produce predation (as I’ve speculated in the Denisovan-Neanderthal hybrid theory of Melonhead origins), culminating in apex predators like Diana Mitford. Maybe charisma is more of a learned skill than an instinctual aptitude, and some autists specialize in human systems while others pursue engineering systems. There’s also a physiognomic and geographical overlap where the Swiderian/Brunn race appears to represent the in-between phenotype:

I don’t think this theory is true–in fact, I believe that the conflation of sociopathy and Asperger’s is a negative transference ploy for sociopaths to claim the accomplishments of genius and group-benefiting altruism and escape the consequences of their self-glorifying intragroup predation. But even so, the theory needs a name, it needs to be considered seriously, and if it’s wrong this needs to be demonstrated.

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31 Responses to The neanderthal supremacy theory of melonhead origins

  1. Mycroft Jones says:

    Finally saw a good side photo of Donald Trump Jr. Holey smokes the size of the melon on him. But reading his online comments he seems definitely “one of the good guys” in a world where 99% of people are wicked and evil.

  2. Obadiah says:

    The neanderthal supremacy theory of melonhead origins

    This blog is a neanderthal supremacy theory of everything.

    The only material origin theory for melonheads that withstands rational inquiry, analysis and examination is the one that Koanic produced on Neanderhall 2: that melonheads evolved (probably via deliberate, eugenic breeding) as a priest-caste to organize, lead, govern and control a large-group adapted (abstraction/commerce/law) population of homo sapiens once this hierarchical sociological configuration became biologically-adaptive (which it is overwhelmingly apt to, given the laws of thermodynamics [This is at least part of what is meant by living in a ‘fallen world’]).

    The Neanderthal + Denisovan = Intelligent Sociopaths theory is weak not just because Denisovan skulls look like reduced Neanderthal skulls but also because you have a whole boatload of ppl like me/Heartiste/MM who are fairly strong genetic priests/knowledge faction types who experience high-anxiety and whose desire to order society is legitimately well-intended rather than predatory.

    All human groups exist on a spectrum and altruism is something that occurs and manifests in different ways (which is something that Koanic has always understood). Ultimately the final division between humans will be Christians and nonchristians.

  3. Schrödinger's Psych Evaluation says:

    Sorry, Aeoli, but I’ve got to go with Koanic and Obadiah on the whole melonhead origins thing.

  4. Koanic says:

    Melonheads were Adamic and Serpent race, Neanderthals were the other trees in the garden. The parietal is from above, the occipital of the earth… and the prefrontal is the New Testament. He who has temporals between his ears, let him hear.

  5. Aeoli Pera says:

    The peasants are uppity today. Guards!

  6. Aeoli Pera says:

    Hard to find good help these days.

  7. Fox says:

    maybe your assumption that you’re a melon is the problem here. Maybe you’re just extraverted, neurotypical and competitive, which isn’t even half the full melon package. Yeah, you’re no thal, but who’s to say that you’re not very far removed from the melonheads, too?
    maybe you’re a daywalker.

  8. Obadiah says:

    >maybe you’re a daywalker.

    Pretty much. I have a mixture of several Edenic traits. I have the morton’s toe and the overall body type inherited from Neanderthals. My trunk/torso is longer than my legs, my arms are pretty long and overall I have a very large, thick and robust bone structure, which are all Neanderthal traits. However, I look like King Tut above the neck.

    “Daywalker” is a great term. I’d be an “Edenomutt”, really. “Ophiuchus is a generalist,” as Aeoli said.

  9. Obadiah says:

    >Maybe you’re just extraverted, neurotypical and competitive

    Early on in my life I was, essentially by pure instinct. I am definitely “civilizationally-adapted” and programmed to think about and deal with other humans in a law-bound environment (which is to say ‘not undomesticated’ i.e. non-aspergoid), but phrenologically I exist at the prosocial end of the spectrum. I have also now developed a neurochemical addiction to noticing things.

  10. glosoli says:

    Hello Aeoli. I sent you an email about some malware adverts that pop-up when on your site, I am OK so far on this visit.

    I knew a guy who told me he was never going to read your blog again, he was going to let you make your own way and learn by your mistakes, as you wouldn’t listen to his hare-brained ideas (or did he say wisdom, I forget) anyway. I smile when I see him comment here, as it proves what a flake he is, and how useless his e-diary is for him. But I digress.

    I’m commenting, as usual, to share my latest blog post. Watch out on 5th April 2021, something big could be coming on that date. It’s explained here:

  11. Aeoli Pera says:

    Okay, I know it violates all of reason, logic, history, facts, and science to suggest y’all aren’t descended directly from outer space, but humor me for just a moment…


    >This blog is a neanderthal supremacy theory of everything.


  12. Obadiah says:

    >Outer Space

    Eden, from what I’ve pieced together. If anyone comes from outer space it’s Starchildren.

    Also, my belief re: any of this is tentative; the two possibilities I have merely *narrowed down* based on observation and logical cross-examination are the sapien Priest-caste theory and the Edenic theory.


    Will be explained in forthcoming dissertation-video (to be released around the same time as the last Apocalypse Now post)

  13. Koanic says:

    Angels are not astronauts.

  14. Obadiah says:

    Also what is your origin theory for Starchildren, Aeoli?

  15. bicebicebice says:

    correct, the new world orders directive wishes the term “taikonauts” to be used instead

    looks like another win for the Borgonizer

  16. Schrödinger's Psych Evaluation says:


    If I stumble around in the dark for long enough, maybe I’ll locate the answer to your question. I know it’s in here somewhere!

    >Maybe charisma is more of a learned skill than an instinctual aptitude,

    It’s an instinctual aptitude that one can develop more with practice.

    >and some autists specialize in human systems while others pursue engineering systems.

    Yes, but autists understand human systems in an analytical manner rather than in an intuitive one.


    Psychologically healthy big eye and owl melons don’t seem especially predatory towards the group as a whole. So, I see melons as a specialized priest caste which uses both religion and tangible incentives to organize groups of sape tribes into large, functional, goal-oriented societies. I get why some of their methods would bother sentimentally libertarian thals, though.

    >descended directly from outer space

    Koanic and Obadiah already addressed the whole space alium thing, so I won’t get into that.

  17. Aeoli Pera says:

    >Also what is your origin theory for Starchildren, Aeoli?

    I don’t have one, but I think the case for transdimensional hybridization in these guys is much, much better than the case for melonboons.

  18. Obadiah says:

    >I don’t have one, but I think the case for transdimensional hybridization in these guys is much, much better than the case for melonboons

    You want it to be, but it’s not really. The Freemason password is “Tubal-Cain”, not “Og-the-Neanderthal”.

    I think the most likely explanation for both SCs and Melons is interdimensional-hybridization of two different classes of beings (of the untold legions of spirits) combining with Earth hominids.

    Jesus was the product of this sort of hybridization and had the characteristic avian physical appearance; angels are generally depicted as having bird feathers; etc

  19. Obadiah says:

    >The Freemason password is “Tubal-Cain”, not “Og-the-Neanderthal”.

    Or “Zim the Starchild”

  20. glosoli says:

    >The Freemason password is “Tubal-Cain”

    I read your comment, and immediately did a quick google search on Tubal-Cain out of curiosity, read the Infogalactic page on him, then read a bit on an anti-Masonic site (which was useful, as it helped me understand why God was displeased with Cain’s offering).

    The Bible was on random shuffle play, but as is often the case, it plays whilst I am working or reading online, so I don’t always actively listen to it. As I stood up to take my lunch dishes out into the kitchen, whose name did I hear coming through the speakers? Yep, Tubal-Cain.

    1,189 chapters of the Bible, yet Genesis 4 came to an end as I stepped away from the PC, amazing timing. Seventy and sevenfold vengeance on these murderers, excellent.

    Praise the Lord, it’s all real you know, every word.

  21. Obadiah says:

    >Jesus was the product of this sort of hybridization and had the characteristic avian physical appearance

    I guess we don’t really know what Jesus looked like other than that He didn’t look terribly divergent from His fellow Judeans.

  22. Obadiah says:

    Also, I think ur-Melons probably did have telepathy, telekinesis; etc which Jesus could also perform.

    Aeoli and I are both magical people but neither can do outright telekinesis.

  23. Obadiah says:

    Praise the Lord, it’s all real you know, every word.


  24. Obadiah says:


    It gets thinner and more garbled the deeper you go into antiquity, but it’s still true.

    “Sephiroth = Ancient melonhead, circa 15-30 kya

    Adam: Lived for: 930 years
    Seth: Lived for: 912 years
    Enosh: Lived for: 905 years
    Cainan/Kenan: Lived for: 910 years
    Mahalalel: Lived for: 895 years
    Jared: Lived for: 962 years
    Enoch: Lived for: 365 years
    Methuselah: Lived for: 969 years
    Lamech: Lived for: 777 years
    Noah: Lived for: 950 years

    Total years of Sethite lineage to Noah lived: 8575 years

    [Flood occurs at ~12000 BC]


    Total rough period of time from Adam to the present: ~20575 years

    ‘All’s I’m sayin.’

  25. Obadiah says:

    Poast my genealogy comment

  26. Obadiah says:

    Ralph Waldo Emerson describes the Norman melonheads:

    The early Sagas are sanguinary and piratical; the later are of a noble strain. History rarely yields us better passages than the conversation between King Sigurd the Crusader and King Eystein his brother, on their respective merits,—one the soldier, and the other a lover of the arts of peace. [^1]

    But the reader of the Norman history must steel himself by holding fast the remote compensations which result from animal vigor. As the old fossil world shows that the first steps of reducing the chaos were confided to saurians and other huge and horrible animals, so the foundations of the new civility were to be laid by the most savage men.

    The Normans came out of France into England worse men than they went into it one hundred and sixty years before. They had lost their own language and learned the Romance or barbarous Latin of the Gauls, and had acquired, with the language, all the vices it had names for. The conquest has obtained in the chronicles the name of the “memory of sorrow.” Twenty thousand thieves landed at Hastings. These founders of the House of Lords were greedy and ferocious dragoons, sons of greedy and ferocious pirates. They were all alike, they took everything they could carry, they burned, harried, violated, tortured and killed, until everything English was brought to the verge of ruin. Such however is the illusion of antiquity and wealth, that decent and dignified men now existing boast their descent from these filthy thieves, who showed a far juster conviction of their own merits, by assuming for their types the swine, goat, jackal, leopard, wolf and snake, which they severally resembled. [^1]

  27. Obadiah says:

    The Normans are strong, proud Dark Eldar.

  28. Obadiah says:

    Who don’t need no Adeptus Mechanicus-Saxons.

  29. Obadiah says:

    >Total years of Sethite lineage to Noah lived: 8575 years

    I guess this isn’t quite accurate because people have kids midway through their lifespan; etc.

  30. 4mypeople says:

    This guy has stolen all my theories 4mypeople YouTube channel but he has many facts wrong, Neanderthals split from Heidelburgensis 500,000 years ago Never came from Africans at all but evolved from Eurasian homo erectus then Neanderthals re bred with both Denisovans (latter day Heidelbugensis) as well as Homo Erects Creating the Ancient Neanderthal Hybrids known as Early Archaic European homo sapiens aka Cro magnon or these Brun people. There is literally no African DNA in any of the oldest samples of any EAEHS at all just Asian and Neanderthal DNA.

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