There’s an old Dilbert comic I haven’t been able to track down where a recently enriched Dogbert patiently explains to Dilbert that the rich didn’t get to where they are by giving their secrets away for free. The punchline goes something like “Rich people are too smart to desire your company.”
If you’ve been taking Trump’s investing advice lately this would be a great day to reconsider whether he’s more interested in your account or his economy. More broadly, you may want to reconsider the conviction that his interests will never be in conflict with yours.
(H/T LizardKing for basically all the memes I’m up to date on.)