Thunderstruck

One more thought on the subject. If corona-chan is a hoax being perpetrated by the good guys for Storm-related purposes, FFS, play along!

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2020/03/why-preparation-is-play.html?m=1

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25 Responses to Thunderstruck

  1. bicebicebice says:

    MARTIAN LAW IN AMERIKWA BUY THE DIP

  2. MM says:

    What a fucking retard.

  3. Heaviside says:

    This is what happens when you deliberately surround yourself with retards.

  4. aiaslives says:

    Unobscured laffposting this succint — a first for the blergh.

  5. boneflour says:

    Was ACDC part of Trump’s plan the whole time?!

    Anyway, the secret of Q is to do absolutely nothing and wait for the Secret Patriots in the Deep State to Drain The Swamp.

    I saw scorch marks in my toast the other day. Is this a sign that The Storm is coming?

  6. Fox says:

    WHERE IZ POKEMON MEGAPOAST ßßßßßß

  7. Obadiah says:

    KILLER CHAOS HORROR TERROR DEATH PANIC VIRUS

    FEEL THE CIVILIZATION-COLLAPSING HORROR OF 31 PEOPLE DYING

    LITERALLY NEAR-INFLUENZA LEVEL FATALITY

    • MM says:

      This will age well, I’m sure.

      • Obadiah says:

        Assuming 100% infection rate of Kwanzstainians with the current mortality rate, about 1 million people die. Very ugly, but not apocalyptic.

        PANIC PANIC PANIC BUY BUY BUY

        • MM says:

          I forgot. Only the deaths of the chosen people matter.

          Remember the 6 million neanderthals!

        • Shitpost says:

          https://www.mathsisfun.com/converting-percents-decimals.html
          The mortality rate as stated by WHO is 3.4%, not 0.3%.

          • Obadiah says:

            Yep I did my phone math wrong last night, it’s around 10-11 mil (varying on whose reported mortality rate you go with) assuming 100.00% infection. Again–very ugly and not at all apocalyptic. I’m not trying to devalue people who die from disease or saying not to stock up on supplies or whatever, I’m just having a hard time getting too freaked out about it based on other “SUPER MEGA TERROR BUGS TERROR” the media has routinely and reliably hyped up over the past several years (especially given that it’s in their interest to gin up as much panic as as they can to denigrate le renegade megalomaniacal narcissist in chief’s presidency to the greatest extent possible during the election year)

          • Obadiah says:

            This is the last response I will post to this thread, and am off to put my toiletpaper hat on.

            • Obadiah says:

              Really tbh I just found it funny when, after being indirectly bombarded with news and hype and coverage and whatnot coming out of the Jewbox for several days I actually got on my phone at work and looked up the actual death toll for the Kwa and was met with “31 DEATHS” under a header which read “KILLER VIRUS CHAOS SPREAD”.

              (This is my akshual last post)

  8. bicebicebice says:

    “Obadiah says:
    March 14, 2020 at 3:04 pm”

    this virus is a response simulation aka you need to be on your best behavior coupled with the fact that sapes actually finding out that death is real and permanent, which is a sham because this planet happily murders 200 milllion children per year but you still need to be a good boy now and placate peoples fear and others judgement of your response to this new social situation etc etc buy the dip and get the money to get a treestump

    ITZ FACTORS; planet shuts down all manufacturing and people stop milling about lowering global temperatures by -10 celsius resulting in mass deaths because people need their meds resulting in even lower temperatures because even more people die .

    one boons sniffles is another boons ITZ

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