Reminder: Everyone knows the world economy is going to take a shit, the question is who will have toilet paper

I keep mentioning to people that timing of the toilet paper shortages made this post look prophetic, and not one of them could remember it. So here, repost:

Everyone knows the world economy is going to take a shit, the question is who will have toilet paper
Posted on January 21, 2020 by Aeoli Pera

A couple of months ago, my boss’s boss’s boss gave a presentation where he said the company will be investing more in industries producing basic necessities like water treatment because federal economists told them they’re planning the worst depression in recorded history in the 2030s and 40s. I was already expecting this depression intellectually, but hearing it stated so matter-of-factly in a corporate setting had a focusing effect on me. “Diversity is our strength, remember to do your sexual harassment e-learning course before Friday, and our ten-year stretch goal is to survive the death of everyone and everything you know. Mark your calendars for next Thursday’s webinar on filtration of radiation-saturated air!” And no, as far as I can tell no one else in the room batted an eye.

It’s difficult to decide at what population level to compete in the ITZ. Try to go it alone and you won’t have children, try to go it with the entire American nation and you’ll find they have irreconcileable conflicts of interest. As a rule of thumb, I suggest that the future of white America belongs to those white populations which can maintain an uninterrupted supply of toilet paper.

This simplifies judgment. A man innawoods does not have the leisure time to build the infrastructure to produce his own toilet paper, nor the excess productive capacity to trade for it. The whole American population is too diverse and divided to prevent its women from tearing down its infrastructure in their quest for high-status dick or to prevent Jews from selling all excess production to Israel at a loss.

However, a small town of 5,000, reasonably unified, containing a single medium-size corporation capable of production and trade that supports the local consumer stores is likely to have toilet paper. This is especially true if a network of such high-loyalty corporations in the same area were enmeshed in the same industry. Such an area would experience much less reduction in the quality of life during the ITZ, and may even benefit from subjective increases in wellbeing due to strengthened communal bonds in hardship.

Now if you’ll kindly just forget I said in the podcast Coronavirus would be a nothingburger we can take this as proof that I’m a prophet.

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13 Responses to Reminder: Everyone knows the world economy is going to take a shit, the question is who will have toilet paper

  1. Mycroft Jones says:

    Just hang in there, you’ll be a prophet yet. I still think coronavirus will be a nothingburger. Obviously it was a psy-op from the beginning, and those can be a tempest in a tea cup, when we speak of nothingburgers we speak of actual deaths and permanent disability. As a “media event” it isn’t a nothingburger, but who cares, really…

  2. MM says:

    Loving every second of the market. Green red green red, but trending inexorably down. Literally free money with put options. Sell half on red days and reload on green. Pattern should hold at least 2 more weeks before IV crush becomes a concern.

    2008 only saw GDP drop 4 percent. Corona will do far more than that. SPY will go down to 200 at least. If 2008 happened now SPY would go to the 150s for comparison… so it could be a good deal lower. Unprecedented and all that.

    To all the ppl who either think Corona is either a joke or psyop: its understandable that you rely on a mental shortcut like “inverse the media/narrative” but it isnt foolproof…

    I would just hope that, when you are wrong, you will admit it and commit yourself to devloping more nuanced and accurate models of the world. Hopefully that doesnt take someone you care about dying, or you losing your jobs in the inevitable economic effects of the little economic hardship that has ALREADY taken place.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      >its understandable that you rely on a mental shortcut like “inverse the media/narrative” but it isnt foolproof…

      The other thing is, if you tell people what that heurisitic is and then follow it predictably, they will know how to lie to you to get what they want. That emboldens deceivers over time to become really nasty.

  3. bicebicebice says:

    “Now if you’ll kindly just forget I said in the podcast Coronavirus would be a nothingburger we can take this as proof that I’m a prophet.” that was just your kaveman immune-system talking no harm no foul, now, about that sape and boomer holocaust…
    none of this would’a happooned had the melons been allowed to be in charge and the sapes do nothing but block-pushing labor, cue the satanic revolution of france 1789 aka (((Liberté, égalité, fraternité))), and we got a world where people worship satan taking trips to chinese bat markets to get likes on instapoz. many such cases. sad!

    should the boomer cruise companies be bailed out? no boomers and travelling is degenerate, spreads virus
    should the airlines be bailed out? no travelling is degenerate and spreads virus
    should the restaurant industry be bailed out? no, women should cook for their children and people who serve bats gutter oil and ratmeat should be put into camps

    let it all fall because it is already of the fallen one, turn to Christ and get a treestump

  4. Obadiah says:

    My grandma is basically past the flu, and I managed not to contract it despite having to help her sit up to puke and stuff. Facemask and disinfectant spray ftw (I may have also developed immunity to that particular strain of influenza from being sick last year).

    Both my technocrat cousin and his bigeye enforcer (my direct boss) had all the symptoms of coronee about 1.5 weeks ago but they each stayed on their feet, didn’t have a severe fever and only missed a day of work–meanwhile I didn’t develop any symptoms despite working in close proximity to both of them the whole time they were sick. I think they probably had a more common, less-severe strain of coronavirus.

    I think my improved diet has played a role toward my immune system functioning at a higher level, and I assume that the opposite case is why Kwanzstainians in general are just absolutely shitting their pants the way they are.

    I don’t think coronee is a “psyop” or “fake and gay” or whatever but I do think that the media is milking it to the comical, surreal extent that they are to fuck up the economy to the maximum extent possible to damage Drumph as much as much as they can. In this way it’s an “improvised psyop”.

    • bicebicebice says:

      “I don’t think coronee is a “psyop” or “fake and gay” or whatever but I do think that the media is milking it to the comical, surreal extent that they are to fuck up the economy to the maximum extent possible to damage Drumph as much as much as they can. In this way it’s an “improvised psyop”.” never let an opportunity go to waste! I would personally rush to ban smoking in public spaces citing coronavirus coronavirus and coronavirus. How else them cigar lounges gonna happen?!?

      freedom torches = aids in your lungs but if you want to live to 114 like a cuban just smoke cigars basically smoking a man made treestump in a sense

      • Obadiah says:

        Noobilid: Living in a treestump

        Nobilid: Inhaling the treestump into your body, letting it saturate your lungs, blood, and brain. The Nobilid becomes one with the stump

        • Obadiah says:

          The Way of the Nobilid is to snort endless piles of groundup treestumps until you ascend to become the soul-spirit of the great fuckoo tree (process is narrated by alexander scourby)

  5. Obadiah says:

    Also, the economy is taking a shit but I do think it’ll probably get off the pot once the Coronee sweep clears (the economy has its fair share of structural issues and whatnot but they didn’t cause this slowdown).

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