What they don’t teach you at the white knight academy

The most profound moment in Ocarina of Time is when you’ve grown up and you enter the town square for the first time as an adult, surrounded by blood-sucking ghouls. For a game that’s aesthetically on point throughout, this represents the apex of its artistic achievement.

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There comes a point in every hero’s journey where he has to face the fact that the peasants aren’t just cowards huddling in their thatched-roof cottages waiting for this whole serpent lord thing to blow over, they’ve been working for him for years. Maybe decades. As the society spirals out of control deeper and deeper into the gutter, toxicity becomes their new normal and all the normies become vampiric narcissists under the new social conventions. From the perspective of a normie, the current social conventions represent a structure writ in stone that ever was and ever shall be, even though Ganondorf actually only conquered the place last week. Complaining about the nature of peasants is about as productive as complaining about the nature of women. We all need to vent from time to time, and indeed all true intellectual activity is inspired by a deep well of butthurt, but normies are what they are and there’s no sense in getting all nihilistic about it when Ganondorf still doesn’t have a sword in his head.

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(^tfw the people’s champion finally gets to use his degree in heroism)

The real pickle is interacting with all these little wannabe hellions without getting toxified by their dry, unproductive coofing. Some heroes take it personally and turn into psychopathic monsters, others withdraw and try to build the perfect fortress/ark where non-narcissists could take refuge (but they don’t, guess I’ll die alone lol), and still others become dark knight antiheroes that the hero has to fight over optics cucking in the water temple later. (I am, of course, on the side of the optics cucks whereas antiheroes, being soul-sickened ex-heroes, are accelerationists like any proper nihilist must be.)

The key is to start with the right counterfactual and work the problem backward: save the most normies who can be saved. Over time this will detoxify your head, heart, and dick chakras and you’ll have all three parts of the Triforce in perfect alignment instead of slapfighting each other like a bunch of simps. When you take this as your guiding principle, a couple of rules become clear very quickly:

1. Ganondorf has to go ASAP as in priority one, primary objective, this is not a drill, top goal wake up early work hard accomplish something every day.
2. You’re gonna have to conquer 80% of the world and collect some trophies before you even come at this guy or he’s going to stomp you like all the others.
3. When you find yourself thinking 80-99% of these fucking peasants need to go it’s time to take a break, go to a safehouse, and maybe get drunk with an old war buddy to get it out of your system.
4. Just because you’re trying to save them in general doesn’t mean you don’t kill some of them when they’re coming at you with the torches and pitchforks.
5. The number of truly amoral psychos who can’t be saved, don’t belong in a nice, agreeable normie world, and absolutely need to go will be up from normal (about 4%) to about one in five. The rest would be completely different people parroting some other inane bullshit rationalizations if the structural incentives had been different.
6. No normie is going to help you or even say thanks until there’s a crown on your head and what you say is the new normal because this giant swinging dick said so. Every one of your allies is going to be a little off because if they weren’t, they’d be doing the smart thing and focusing on survival until some other dumbass hero takes a one-in-a-million shot at the evil king and wins.

Every now and then you’ll run across a psycho who sees the way the wind is blowing and will make himself useful, but these are one in a million and the other 999,999 will fake it for an opening to slip the knife in. You’ll know the exceptions because they’ll come to you long before you appear strong (instead of after you get the upper hand), they’ll keep it clearly transactional, and they’ll understand that they won’t belong in the peaceful, agreeable normie world after you win and will intend to self-exile to the borderlands.

A lot of people have been surprised to see everybody at the grocery store is suddenly wearing masks and gloves to keep from getting Coronavirus, and all that changed is the president told them to. Before, it was one in twenty social freaks wearing masks, now the government changed its tune and all the normies are wearing full respirators with cute doggie stickers on them that they were too embarrassed to wear in public last week. So when we win, don’t take it too hard when the peasants make an about-face and wonder why you think it’s such a big deal that they were bloodsucking ghouls last week fighting you tirelessly, day and night, for the glory of Lord Ganondorf’s global empire. The sun rises, the sun sets. One year the harvest fails and they eat their children, the next year the harvest is good and they take their children to soccer practice three times a week. It’s what they are and your utopian commune idea was never going to work anyway.

So get back to work and fight. There’s literally nothing better to do with your life anyway. Embrace the difficulty, have some fun with it.

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29 Responses to What they don’t teach you at the white knight academy

  1. Obadiah says:

    “There comes a point in every hero’s journey where he has to face the fact that the peasants aren’t just cowards huddling in their thatched-roof cottages waiting for this whole serpent lord thing to blow over, they’ve been working for him for years…”

    ^Most are not even aware that there’s a serpent lord other than a vague memory of the religion that their grandmother and grandfather used to follow–they are unwittingly his thralls, and spend large amounts of energy maintenancing their own delusional frame of reality (narcissism also has an addictive neurochemical reward-loop aspect similar to the genius addiction). This does not make them not-retarded or exonerate them from their deeds.

    …Maybe decades. As the society spirals out of control deeper and deeper into the gutter, toxicity becomes their new normal and all the normies become vampiric narcissists under the new social conventions.”

    ^This whole situational dynamic is what makes RE4 so effective.

    This whole post is a difficult thing for me because, as someone who was quite the vampiric narcissist starting out in life there is a part of me that believes that people will come around if I can just give them the correct information/correct perspective etc–and I think more of them will than you are acknowledging here–but I must also countenance that many more will not.

    • Obadiah says:

      They are aware of the serpent lord on a conceptual level (they’re aware that he was an important part of the religion that their grandparents followed) but do not believe that he is actually real in any context outside of being a character in that quaint old fairytale book read by the unenlightened.

      • Obadiah says:

        Besides, believing sincerely in the Serpent Lord is highly amoral in that said belief is implicitly oppressive to sodomites.

        You’re not an amoral sociopath are you, aeoli?

        Lord Ganonschild has docked 10 goodfeels from your account with interest for thinking amoral thoughts.

      • Aeoli Pera says:

        >They are aware of the serpent lord on a conceptual level (they’re aware that he was an important part of the religion that their grandparents followed) but do not believe that he is actually real in any context outside of being a character in that quaint old fairytale book read by the unenlightened.

        I don’t think anyone has quite addressed the topic of church previously being the best type of TV around, but now you have way better TV on the real TV and churches have neither funding nor real artistic talent.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      >This whole post is a difficult thing for me because, as someone who was quite the vampiric narcissist starting out in life there is a part of me that believes that people will come around if I can just give them the correct information/correct perspective etc–and I think more of them will than you are acknowledging here–but I must also countenance that many more will not.

      Well, if everyone was 100% peasant there wouldn’t be any point in writing things like this. But you’re right in thinking the realistic position is most people will go with the flow and think literally nothing of it.

      Great comment in general.

  2. Man of Men says:

    Some VERY familiar sounding lines, so my opinion is straightforward, right?

    Oh but the little nuances matter so much!

    Upcoming (literally no timetable) giga post will go into as much depth as I can work through.

    But yeah good poast

  3. bicebicebice says:

    Link literally lives in a treestump, he is the nice neanderthard faggot who gets kicked out of the forest for being not-aryan but the kokiris are actually hominids themselves so it gets confused but not really and then you have to kill the man from the desert with long nose because he stole the magic shekel and all the rupees and errebody the peasants becomes ghouls because financial reasons.

    naysayers BTFO

    11/10 you should get fired-from-the-corona-virus more often it really improves your output and the high level of standard many of us have come to expect I will increase my monthly remnibi donation

    your friend

    Xi

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    • Aeoli Pera says:

      Corona Frens REUNITED

      >Link literally lives in a treestump, he is the nice neanderthard faggot who gets kicked out of the forest for being not-aryan

      As an adult he apparently lives in the church because that’s where your saved games load.

      >but the kokiris are actually hominids themselves so it gets confused but not really

      Edenism isn’t just a coda to white nationalism.

      >then you have to kill the man from the desert with long nose because he stole the magic shekel and all the rupees and errebody the peasants becomes ghouls because financial reasons.

      They he told them to shelter in place for a week and they ate each other in a fit of cabin fever because sitting in a quiet place was too much.

  4. Zeb Zebley says:

    Heretical photos. There is no fairy ocarina in the adult timeline.

    best part of the article:
    “6. No normie is going to help you or even say thanks until there’s a crown on your head and what you say is the new normal because this giant swinging dick said so. Every one of your allies is going to be a little off because if they weren’t, they’d be doing the smart thing and focusing on survival until some other dumbass hero takes a one-in-a-million shot at the evil king and wins.”

    Following God and Wisdom/Gnon is hard work and you’re always going to miss something. how do we ever know that we’re doing anything right?

  5. MM says:

    Careful Aeoli you are sounding like a melon.

    With your degenerate “need to accomplishing things” and all.

    The peanut gallery really doesnt like that…

    though it would be much more honorable for them to just come out and say it in a forum you can actually see…

    right guys?

  6. Fox says:

    OT:
    Hello aeoli,
    your protegé has caused trouble with regard to my server and has threatened to have it deleted.
    He infiltrated it under another name and then revealed himself when akuma (who has not caused trouble on the server!) said some unflattering things about him. Then he wrote his threat in the comment section of my blog.
    See:
    https://foxvulpefuchs.wordpress.com/2020/03/13/a-spiritual-disease-normality-as-a-dogmatic-religion/#comment-36
    https://foxvulpefuchs.wordpress.com/2020/03/13/a-spiritual-disease-normality-as-a-dogmatic-religion/#comment-37

    I should add that we have had no strive on the new server since its inception 5 months ago (we have about 30 members, 10 of which are regularly active).

    ps: he attempted to continue drama on my blog, but comment moderation is on.

    • MM says:

      He came very close to doxxing me. You may think that’s just a funny joke, but to less retarded people that is a big fucking deal.

      Its also a felony where he lives, and he has done it in the past to both me and one of my family members!

      You can hate me as much as you want, but your attempt at minimizing this is not in line with the history between myself and Akuma, and is pretty fucking shitty tbh.

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      >ps: he attempted to continue drama on my blog, but comment moderation is on.

      I suggested this deal to prefc this morning:

      “I don’t care if Akuma is lying about him.
      I do care if Akuma is doxxing him.
      I figure those are two separate issues.
      So how about this: MM leaves the server [Ed: includes sock accounts], provided you delete anything true Akuma said about him.”

      As far as I can know, both sides are now compliant, and I’m not in a position to judge either the details or good faith.

      I also told prefc:

      “This is not a permanent solution and I won’t always be able to step in like this. Everyone is going to have to learn to fight their own social battles in a reasonable way. Next time I’ll insist on a three-way voice call.”

      I’ve arbitrated as well as the situation allows and I consider the matter closed.

  7. Fox says:

    You are responsible for all the waves of needless drama produced by the melon
    and all the discord and animosity that resulted from them, because you consistently
    protected the source of trouble against anyone who opposed it.
    Had you cut your ties with the melon, he would have left for good. Since you failed to
    do that, he’s regularly coming back to get his drama fix.
    It’s YOUR FAULT !

    • Aeoli Pera says:

      Also my fault: the last five or six years of Edenism.

      • bicebicebice says:

        “Also my fault: the last five or six years of Edenism.” you can rectify that by taking the Tex solution and ITZ your own blogg then again your scheme isn’t that the world is ending tomorrow and we all need to move into a vassal nation of communist china in order to survive the yellowstone outbreak and the un-fema troops…

    • William Owlson says:

      This may be paganism illustrated at its finest.

    • bicebicebice says:

      @Fox says:
      itz almost like we need borders to keep undesireables out! blanket-amnesty-milktoast-heilhitlerians BTFO! welcome to REAL Edenism Eugenics will always be a family affair, the real troublemakers are whiteoids who discuss endlessly which sandnigger tribe we should support this year, what ooga booga immigrant is better than the other kind, how we teach bixnoods to not steal bikes and how to “redpill” an invading tribe to vote conservative and eat/rape less white children etc etc etc.

      looks like another win for the treestump

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