This melonhead deepfake project is getting out of hand

I took a long walk just now to clear my head after a long day of screentime. Usually this is a great way to provoke whatever is feeling the most salient to find it’s way to the top of my consciousness. Today I came back with only a single idea in mind: I should change my primary goal to growing the most glorious mustache reasonably attainable, using all of my efforts and resources. This is clearly a sign that my parietal has grown strong enough to stage a coup d’etat. Crazy anthropology theory: maybe melonheads were just neanderthals who got tired of losing.

Unrelated, but comparable in excellence:

About Aeoli Pera

Maybe do this later?
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8 Responses to This melonhead deepfake project is getting out of hand

  1. Obadiah says:

    Is it gonna be one of those meticulously-groomed twirly staches or a big manful Tom Selleck type thing?

  2. WW says:

    Pedo stache Pera

  3. aiaslives says:

    Melonheads don’t buy into facial hair (that can be shaved) because they want a consistent identity to stamp their foot with.

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