A simple conversation about scheduling gets REAL.
Anytime after 4 is good.
Including 4?
It would have to be 4:01.
Regrettable but acceptable.
*plans to call as autistically close to 4:01 as possible*
“Close as”? Please. You disgust me.
The philosophy of exact timing enters an infinite regress. You couldn’t possibly understand with your feeble mind.
The only thing infinitely regressing is your ability to even perceive my power level.
Oh, you need an alarm?
You can’t train your body to wake up at the same time every day?
You have to train to do things?
If only your mind is autistic, it’s no wonder your comprehension fails.
Just as a demonstration for your sort. I am, after all, inclined to magnanimity.
You exist as something other than a mind?
I exist as the template, the background upon which beings such as you live.
You acknowledge other beings as existing?
Very bourgeois.
You probably engage in commerce with them.
Infinite solitary superiority grows old.
It’s important to be sporting.
They engage in commerce amidst one another for my attention.
I have hyperfocus, seeing all and knowing all.
This is the true Cyborganize.
Yes, we are acquainted. By which I mean your methods are quaint.
Also I possess superior length of taint.
lol
1. This exchange is quite enjoyable
2. This is basically the autist version of the Boondocks clip you posted
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