Based on a true story, as you might guess.
My sopebox is biger. Also, believe it or not IRL I asked the guy after a few harangues about “kids these days” and he was two years younger than me. A literal 30-year-old Boomer.
He also said he’s either going to an all-immigrant workforce next year or selling it because kids these days are too much work. Not like him, he works hard, but not the people management kind of work (which is too much). No, he doesn’t do the landscaping, he manages the business.
You get the picture.
Aeoli Pera 
Get big bux. Drive big trux.
What is so difficult to understand about this?
give zero fux
l o l
“MUUUUHHHHHH BOOTSTRAPS, BUCKO!! WASH YOUR DICK!!”