This is a great example of the many practical uses of 99th percentile associative horizon. I’m so happy I was born this way instead of with, say, higher intelligence or sex appeal.
LoxHound: Anti-Semitic witchhunters.
CrocksHound: Special operations unit dedicated to delicious and easy to prepare family dinners.
BlocksHound: Will have to show up in Blockheads someday.
RocksHound: Geology special ops dedicated to preventing melonheads from dropping nukes into volcanoes.
DoxHound: Actually too easy, probably exists already.
CocksHound: Special ops unit comprised of your mother.
HocksHound: Special unit dedicated to hocking sick loogies.
HawksHound: Guts on his quest to bring down Griffith.
BoxHound: Too easy, been done.
(From Ken) SocksHound: special unit devoted to archiving DNA samples of future world leaders
GroksHound: Special ops unit dedicated to psychological warfare via speculative new metaphysical paradigms on the internet.
KrocsHound: Special ops alligators under Commander K. Rool dedicated to stealing Donkey Kong’s banana stash. Not to be confused with CrocsHound: Sworn enemies of SocksHound. Unless you’re a dad, in which case that’s just comfy.
XOXOXOXHound: Special operations unit comprised only of Misato, best girl from Evangelion.
GlocksHound: Gun-grabbing liberals who travel in a series of military-style rolls.
VoxHound: Former employees of Gavin McInnes dedicated to wiping out the Proud Boys.
TalksHound: The militant wing of TedX.
CaulksHound: Home Depot unit with a mission to prevent creaky stairs in your house.
FaulksHound: Ryan Faulk’s personal debunker on RationalWiki.
FauxHound: Psychological operations with a mission to fool people whose pronunciation is still reliant on sounding words out.
ToxHound: A generic virtualenv management and test command line tool for Python with a dark secret
MorlocksHound: FBI agents doing gayops on 4chan.
I’m going to stop here, because admitting two-syllable words ending in “ocks” into this exercise is a void I dare not stare into.
(Ken says “Bollocks.” :D)
99th percentile associative horizon master race. Today this list of puns, tomorrow the world.