A quick trip down memory lane. This was the state of Edenism in 2014:
Chuck Norris is rumored to have some Cherokee in him, which would explain the huge facial dimensions and genetic athleticism. Native Americans, despite their average dysfunction, are over-represented in the upper ranges of warrior cultures like special operations. On the other hand, they were terrible at war and had to be herded like sheep by white people for their individual talents to be strategically useful.