Even as late as World War 2 people would take this day off from hating each other to honor the birth of Jesus. So in that spirit, I’ve prayed that all of you have a great Christmas, especially if we’d normally kill each other given the opportunity. Especially if you’re a shill or a traitor or simply misguided or you think I’m one of those, or something worse, or whatever. If you’re Jewish, I hope the Chinese food is great and the theater is showing an old classic, and everybody there agrees with your opinion on masks.
Merry Christmas!
Aeoli Pera 
Merry Christmas! Let’s hope for the best for now :)
Merry Christmas Betelgeuse!
Armistaces at Christmas are a bad thing. That allows The Enemy at opportunity to strike a decisive blow.
Ah, the internet. Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas! Also, if you value your possibly non-existent Twitter account, you will show your Sino-Semitic overlords the proper respeck!
Merry Christmas