Tex and Terry in: The Bicepoast

In this episode of Two Guys One Skype Call…

-Listener request: The Bice Question
-Tex and Terry
-Lauren Southern
-Islam means never having to be anti semitic
-My Little Murdoch Murdoch

Confirmed: Terry God is dead. Up is down, black is white, and CIA niggers at MIT still can’t do a triangle fill. It’s fucking algebra niggers!

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Introducing the Edenism No Lacking Challenge ™

(Pronounced with a crisp, white-presenting “-ng”.)

Are you Packing?


Upon being presented with a well-packed satchel of rice, one must produce one’s own satchel or else be pronounced “Lacking”.

Pack your rice ™ © ITZ coming (UL and CE certified).

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Milk-drinking as prerequisite for giant prehistorical hominids

Neanderthals confirmed for nephilim? :-OOO

This is implied by the finding in the study Heartiste just posted. Combined with the assumption that eating meat drives brain growth, we may want to consider that the giantism we see in those disappeared melonhead skeletons comes from a line of giant neanderthals. Aeoli’s Denisovan theory BTFO? Big if troo (lol).

Honestly, I thought Tex was full of shit on the nephilim connection, but this would indicate he was right, prima facie. So even if itz not a sure thing, henceforth melonboons must address troothards as senpai.

Another strong possibility is that hybrid cro magnon picked up a taste for milk and mammoth and became the melonboon a relatively short time ago.

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The Anti-Individualism Hypothesis

“The average reproductive cost to the individual, defined as risk times average cost of social reprisals, is higher for moral policing than moral defection.”

This is expected because women prefer to reproduce with amoral (dark triad) men, and because moral policing violates rule three of getting along with neurotypicals: don’t be a buzzkill. This means that where women are around, the risk of social costs for policing is very high (one acquires the reputation for being judgmental and is invited to fewer social functions–just ask cops). Insofar as moral policing is seen is attractive, we expect this is generally (but not always) a peacocking effect of the policer demonstrating immunity to social stigma and significantly higher status than the policed, which is attenuated by the cost of being a buzzkill.

If the Anti-Individualism Hypothesis is correct, it follows that morality policing must be a group concern with no liberal or capitalist solution. This is because if human freedom and fulfillment were maximized (the goals of liberalism and capitalism, respectively) the genetics predisposing individuals to amoralism (signalled by moral defection) would breed out other strategies. Therefore, we expect genetic selection for altruism will only occur in group selection where the group ethos includes religious justification for moral self-sacrifice.

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Dalai Lama for Pope 2020

WTF I love Buddhism now.


Yeah, I know I’m bad at MS Paint, sue me. H/T to Gunnar von Cowtown at iSteve for the idea. Alternative campaign mottos: “Immigrants have to go back”, “We must secure the future of the European race and a future for white children”. If anyone ever gets a photo op with this guy, try to convince him to do the Pepe smirk.


He can forever serve as a counterexample to those idiot progs who say only bad people get shoah’d from social media.

“Hate speech is not free speech. Only the worst people like Nazis should be banned.”
“Nazis like the Dalai Lama?”
“He’s not a Nazi.”
“He said white people should rule Europe.”
*shows article*

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H/T Vox,

The Tibetan spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, said Wednesday that “Europe belongs to the Europeans” and that refugees should return to their native countries to rebuild them.

Speaking at a conference in Sweden’s third-largest city of Malmo, home to a large immigrant population, the Dalai Lama — who won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1989 — said Europe was “morally responsible” for helping “a refugee really facing danger against their life”.

“Receive them, help them, educate them… but ultimately they should develop their own country,” said the 83-year-old Tibetan who fled the capital Lhasa in fear of his life after China poured troops into the region to crush an uprising.

“I think Europe belongs to the Europeans,” he said, adding they should make clear to refugees that “they ultimately should rebuild their own country”.

Dalai Lama says ‘Europe belongs to Europeans’

Yoga pants liberals are, ultimately, reliant on appeals to nonwhite, nonChristian religious authorities. They will not be able to bridge the dissonance of learning this. Trust me, it’s not obvious but this goes straight to the foundation of the white cosmopolitan religious worldview and throws a big, fat DOES NOT COMPUTE anxiety-producing error. Itz a YUGE opportunity.

It’ll take a few years for the converts to complete the red pilling process but we’re talking tens of thousands of thots policed in one blow.

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Adventures in wamen

I poked my head out of my tree stump (with the integrated basement vault, natch) for the briefest of moments and saw a glimse of modern television. Serena Williams was beating her expensive tennis racket against the court in an HGH-fueled rage until it was deformed beyond recognition. She then began to scream at the referee like he was a Starbucks barista who’d called the cops because she was a mentally unstable, nonpaying not-customer scaring the paying customers away. I never learned what actually triggered the luxuriantly gorriloid Trigglypuff because her complaints ranged from “Dint get no coaching” to “I do right by my kids”.

There were a couple of younger girls nearby, so I asked them if this is now normal behavior for (legally) female tennis players. The fat one’s eyes lit up and she said “It is for her”, and the cute one nodded in approval and said “She’s a beast”. And so I realized that what Serena Williams is really angry about is that the only hominid on earth with higher testosterone, thus the only nigga with a pimp hand strong enough to keep her in her happy place, died in a tragic police shooting.


RIP Harambe, you dindu nuffin and we’ll never forget you wuz jus takin that boy to church.

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